Talking to my mate in Security. He's telling me war stories about his job. He's a doorman at a famous sydney gay bar, Stonewall Hotel.
This was one of many gut churning tales.
Anyways, he walks into the pisser one night and sees a bloke throwin up into the urinal.
Being a bouncer my mate asks if he had too much to drink. Bloke doesnt answer. Mate repeats question. Again gets no answer.
Now my mate gets the shits. Says “Whats fuckin wrong, what did you take?”, because in Sydney you get kicked out due to responsible serving of alcohol requirements in bars or if you they see you on drugs.
Anyways, poofter looks at him and says “Load”. Mate says “What?”. Poofter says “Load, I swallowed a load and it was my first time”.
My friend leaves in revulsion, then later he goes to tell the Manager, who happens to be another poof.
Manager says something like “Well if you cant handle it babe, you shouldnt swallow” and does the signature wrist flip faggots are known for.
Fuckin faggots man, I dont get it. They really are a bunch of degenerate, fuckin rapists.
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This was one of many gut churning tales.
Anyways, he walks into the pisser one night and sees a bloke throwin up into the urinal.
Being a bouncer my mate asks if he had too much to drink. Bloke doesnt answer. Mate repeats question. Again gets no answer.
Now my mate gets the shits. Says “Whats fuckin wrong, what did you take?”, because in Sydney you get kicked out due to responsible serving of alcohol requirements in bars or if you they see you on drugs.
Anyways, poofter looks at him and says “Load”. Mate says “What?”. Poofter says “Load, I swallowed a load and it was my first time”.
My friend leaves in revulsion, then later he goes to tell the Manager, who happens to be another poof.
Manager says something like “Well if you cant handle it babe, you shouldnt swallow” and does the signature wrist flip faggots are known for.
Fuckin faggots man, I dont get it. They really are a bunch of degenerate, fuckin rapists.
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