Wall Street Pat is Back! Plus a cameo from a fat familiar face

stealthygeek

Reminder: Vincent D'Onofrio blocked Patrick
Maggie's an incredibly boring member of the Pativerse IMO but her race LARPing is one of the most genuinely racist things we encounter in Rick's extended circle. The people that are surprised that a frumpy caucasian women won't shut up about being Asian aren't the racists, Maggie.... it's the Fall River white trash pretending that she's been treated as a minority her entire life just to feel special. She thinks it matters that she's 7.5% polynesian.

Spend 10 minutes ordering scratch tickets in front of me at Cumberland Farms, you unremarkable Portuguese cunt.
 
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That’s what’s great, real artists don’t fuck around if someone is making money without their approval. It’s like when musicians went after record labels who put out rap music that didn’t have samples cleared. So many thought nobody would notice or they creating something different so it’s ok. I remember Vanilla Ice tried to argue “Ice Ice Baby” wasn’t Queen’s Under Pressure because one note was different.
Well, see, one goes dun dun dun dun duddadundun and the other goes dundun dundun duddadundun…
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
Well, to be fair, that’s not much of a step down from Steven Seagal.
Seagal’s whole career was because he had a studio in Los Angeles and one of his students was Michael Ovitz who was major talent agent for CAA. He had made a bet (while probably high on cocaine) with his agent friends that he could make ANYONE a movie star. That’s how we got stuck with Seagal.
 

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Oh please. Schill is a name that is very Je- err, ASIAN.
Certainly not Jewish. Schill's peope were on the other side of the oven.

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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
Holy shit is that hilarious
That’s why he came out of nowhere and was starring in movies before he had ever acted. That agent had people like Stallone, Cruise, Michael Douglas, Dustin Hoffman, Kevin Costner, and even Spielberg. He really believed he could make anyone a star - even his karate teacher - and he did. He financed a screen test and got a 4 picture deal since he knew action movies were cheap to make and usually made big money, especially then. That’s why his first 4 movies (Above The Law, Marked For Death, Out for Justice, Hard To Kill) all had 3 word titles, he said it has to be 3 words to be a hit.

Also Above The Law was shot in Chicago and a then unknown John C Reily was an extra in a bar scene. It was his first movie.
 
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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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How does she not get "cancelled" for pretending to be chinese? Is this like the men who pretend to be women, and you've got to pretend or be a nazi?
I think she would have to be on some position for that like that Rachel Dolez or whatever her name that was high up in the NAACP yet she was pretending to be black. Somehow Shaun King kept getting away with scam after scam pretending to be black. Luckily MM Schill is a fat idiot most likely on government disability selling paintings of stolen images for cash that she def doesn’t report when doing her taxes.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
Will Sasso always did a good Seagal


There’s some great stories out there from when Seagal hosted SNL, Lorne Michaels still calls him the worst host they ever had. They said they almost did a “No Host” show because he was such a difficult and humorless person. He pitched a skit where he played a therapist that had a patient who had just been raped and Seagal was trying to have sex with her.
 

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