Voting Machines

[Brooke Shields]

You're given a tall white slip of paper, it goes into the white machine.
You then chose your votes, then you double-check them and hit print.
You receive the white slip back and go put it in a black machine.



This process has perplexed and blown the minds of millions of old people, just based off of what I saw when I voted today.

To be fair, it is a very complicated process, there's only visible instructions with exactly what to do at every moment so it's ripe to get messed up.

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

It wouldn't be America if I didn't have an entirely different process of casting my ballot

 

[aRTie02150]

Everyone should get a jellybean and should have to put the jellybean in the jar that has the photo of your candidate on it.

 

[DMAN]

These are the same jackasses who talk to grocery checkout machines like they're Siri or Alexa.

 

[DMbA]

Everyone should get a jellybean and should have to put the jellybean in the jar that has the photo of your candidate on it.

wwaw putting that voting jellybean directly into ones mouth

 

[Ronnie G]

Don't get me started brotherman, I worked for a company that makes voting equipment. These retards really think their vote is digital and goes up into The Cloud, ready to be ”hacked.” Every electronic device ever made is "hackable" under certain controls btw. The amount of scrutiny and transparency required to produce any electronic device meant for mass consumption in the U.S., much less election related is excessive and people still complain.

I enjoy a good conspiracy theory myself, but wake the fuck up. All right, I'm calm now. Let's go democracy!

 

[BUBBLER]

These are the same jackasses who talk to grocery checkout machines like they're Siri or Alexa.

Anyone who doesn't know how to use self checkout should be ground into fertilizer. Being old is not an excuse. We had these 20 years ago. If you're 70, you were 50 back when they came out and should have learned how to use it then.

 

[Stent]

Last time I voted, the pajeet broad in front of me had it explained to her she wasn't able to vote because she wasn't a citizen but she needed to hear it fifty million times. They explain voting in every conceivable language and have accompanying illustrations of women and minorities. There has to be a point where if you can't figure this shit out, then you don't get to vote.