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Veteran entitlement has got to end

Mr. Faggotry

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How much free shit do these fuckers need? You’re 25 and spent sometime overseas in a friendly country but you get headaches? Ok we’ll pay you $1500 a month for the rest of your life. Oh that’s not enough? Get a government job and start collecting even more money. Oh you’re in the government job but you’re a veteran? Here’s a couple more extra weeks of leave.

Why do we give any reverence to post Korean War veterans? If you weren’t drafted go fuck yourself. You did it for the hubris or the benefits or you just had no other option. Stop acting like you’re a WW2 veteran because you spent a year in Kuwait, swimming in a pool and turning a wrench.
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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Same reason we like movies about serial killers. Actually exactly the same.
 
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airborne.jpeg
 

wbgreen

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The best description I ever heard for veteran benefits (and police pensions) is Republican welfare. The government will give you free money and pay for your healthcare for life if you just risk your life for them for a few years.
 

Petworth dude

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Veteran entitlement has ruined the civil service in the US. Lots of unqualified bozos that can basically never get fired.
 

TheRevAlJolson

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I can sympathize with anyone who joined around 9/11 and a little afterwards but anyone who joins now is just foolish, excuse my language
I had a couple of buddies go over there around that time to fuck shit up. One of them saw a lot of action. He said that they'd fly him and a few other guys over to a place in a helicopter, he'd slide down a rope, blow open a door and murder a hand full of people, then be back at base in time for the next meal. Wash, rinse, repeat till they sent him home. It really fucked him up mentally. He told me he probably killed 30 people if he had to guess. I'm ok with cutting that dude a check.
 

Turk February

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I had a couple of buddies go over there around that time to fuck shit up. One of them saw a lot of action. He said that they'd fly him and a few other guys over to a place in a helicopter, he'd slide down a rope, blow open a door and murder a hand full of people, then be back at base in time for the next meal. Wash, rinse, repeat till they sent him home. It really fucked him up mentally. He told me he probably killed 30 people if he had to guess. I'm ok with cutting that dude a check.
Yeah but I did it first. I've been doing that shit since 1997. Before it was cool. And I had leather pants on. And there was techno music.

Edit 1: I wasn't even part of the armed forces.

Edit 2: I may have been playing return to Castle Wolfenstein. My memory is fuzzy.
 

wbgreen

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I’d be ok with it if they separated people who have actually fought with everyone else. You can be an accountant for the Marines in Kansas City and still get all this same shit.

That's the consequence of making the War on Terror a vague concept that never ends. "Veteran" goes from being someone who served in combat to anyone in uniform since the Twin Towers fell.
 

aRTie02150

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I have a friend who has never worked a regular job in his life and he's almost 40. He only collects benefits.

He went to the Army right after high school, was stationed in Italy, and only worked on communications and intelligence. Never was in combat.

What pisses me off the most is he's the type who constantly complains about jews and blacks. Talks about how money is wasted on social issues like wokeness and DEI.

It's very annoying, especially when you're someone who is an actual hard worker. It's even more annoying when you have a bother who's a decorated marine who fought in Iraq for 3 deployments and he doesn't even take advantage of the gibs.

I'd love to see an overall crack down on abused military benefits but it'll never happen. We will continue to pay to a large amount of money to individuals who don't deserve it.

If you have all your limbs, you're not 100 disabled.
 

NoBacon

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Putin and Russia are abhorrently evil and must be stopped at all costs for protecting their borders from NATO expansionism which they promised not to do.

Our veterans who illegally invaded all of those countries for fake reasons and massacred millions of innocent women and children are heroes and deserve free rides for life.

I’m sorry you’re too stupid to understand. Enjoy prison.
 

KaNAMBLA Harris

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I have a friend who has never worked a regular job in his life and he's almost 40. He only collects benefits.

He went to the Army right after high school, was stationed in Italy, and only worked on communications and intelligence. Never was in combat.

What pisses me off the most is he's the type who constantly complains about jews and blacks. Talks about how money is wasted on social issues like wokeness and DEI.

It's very annoying, especially when you're someone who is an actual hard worker. It's even more annoying when you have a bother who's a decorated marine who fought in Iraq for 3 deployments and he doesn't even take advantage of the gibs.

I'd love to see an overall crack down on abused military benefits but it'll never happen. We will continue to pay to a large amount of money to individuals who don't deserve it.

If you have all your limbs, you're not 100 disabled.
Are you talking about @Nigger John?
 
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