-
Reminder: Do not call, text, or mention harrassing someone in real life. Do not encourage it. Do not talk about killing or using violence against anyone, or engaging in any criminal behavior. If it is not an obvious joke even when taken out of context, don't post it. Please report violators.
DMCA, complaints, and other inquiries:
[email protected]
Very hard to be friends with Jim Norton
- Thread starter Meownaw
- Start date
- Forum Clout
- 12,327
I think I posted this before. But on Bobby’s podcast they talked about how Jim stopped talking to them about 9 years ago. That Jim used to pretend we were all a team but now acts like none of the “team” exists. Colin wasn’t joking at all and they did not do any just playing shit.
- Forum Clout
- 114,124
Unless you want to suck cock or sniff farts theres nothing anyone on Earth has in common with Jimmy.
- Forum Clout
- 114,124
He is truly a strange little creature. He has no personality or interests or any real relationships that don’t contribute to his “quirky” personality or furthering his career. A completely superficial person who’s only joy in life comes from getting fucked in the ass and taking pictures with people more famous than him. It’s truly bizarre. People like that exist but they’re not even close to famous.
- Forum Clout
- 8,420
He’s right, friendships between men should be the easiest thing in the world to maintain, but even back in the O&A days, these guys were all such over sensitive Marys they sounded like a bunch of sixteen year old girls. I bet Ant loves hearing him say how easy relationships should be when he hasn’t had a friendship or relationship where he’s not paying the person to be his friend or partner in over 10 years.
- Forum Clout
- 12,327
Dude I remember space doxxed everyone from the show I wish I had Jim’s stuff written down so I could text him this word for word lol.
- Forum Clout
- 36,862
People find me to be a difficult friend at first - I'm quirky & kinda guarded, but once they get through that, people say 'I'd trust [my name] with my life'... & I always step-up to that.
Jimmy wants his friend group to be the other comics, he has no friends from childhood or anywhere else but couldn't even defend LouisCK who put him in a fuckin TV show, he isn't even a real friend to other comics.
Many comics are a bit weird but Jim puts extra layers there to stay alone; using his laptop to write while sat at the cellar (called-out by Colin), having Kenny as security. Him going on-tour is a waste of time; he worries more about having a feather pillow & craigslist trannys rather than enjoying the company of new people.
His parents really fucked him up by letting him be so entitled; he had special permission to wear a hat at school because he 'didn't like his cowlicks', indulging his rehab bullshit like he had a real problem, etc. Everything must go his way or he's angry at everything, like when porn star guests wouldn't get naked enough & he'd blow his top.
Jimmy wants his friend group to be the other comics, he has no friends from childhood or anywhere else but couldn't even defend LouisCK who put him in a fuckin TV show, he isn't even a real friend to other comics.
Many comics are a bit weird but Jim puts extra layers there to stay alone; using his laptop to write while sat at the cellar (called-out by Colin), having Kenny as security. Him going on-tour is a waste of time; he worries more about having a feather pillow & craigslist trannys rather than enjoying the company of new people.
His parents really fucked him up by letting him be so entitled; he had special permission to wear a hat at school because he 'didn't like his cowlicks', indulging his rehab bullshit like he had a real problem, etc. Everything must go his way or he's angry at everything, like when porn star guests wouldn't get naked enough & he'd blow his top.
- Forum Clout
- 22,472
Worm updated his contact info by now
- Forum Clout
- 14,435
Don't tell the destroyer how to do his job
- Forum Clout
- 30,494
They had nothing in common outside of radio and comedy though. They could all mesh together on the show. But off the air guys like Opie don't really want to go to Brazil to put dildos into teenagers for roof shingles. And a lot of the comics were sober or gambling addicts and would never hang with Anthony during his Atlantic City binges either. The comics used to goof on Anthony's karaoke basement parties to his face. Even Jimmy said on air a few times that Anthony's house was awful outside of the big parties and hanging with him was a disaster.
But why did they have to be friends at all? Most guys on professional sports teams are not friends. You play your game, travel with the team, for most days of the year for many sports. Then spend your off season with your family. You don't invite the batboys or tire changers and the coaches and half the team to your house the entire year. Imagine spending the 162 baseball season with the team then having them around your house the entire off season.
The big problem with O&A was that their inability to be friends off air ended up bleeding into the entire show basically. The whole "don't shit where you eat" idea is perfectly shown on O&A. Where Opie is dating Rick's sister and living with Anthony's mother-in-law. Anthony is basically recruiting interns to live in his home like Danny. Norton is "dating" an intern. This stuff causes all sorts of problems because now you have two relationships to deal with. The personal one and the business one. And if one goes bad the other follows immediately.
If you invite your coworkers over to your wedding or whatever you would expect your closet business associates to show up. Or something like your father's funeral. Anything along those lines. By the end of the show they were basically not even attending stuff like that. Skipping Steve C's funeral or Opie's wedding or whatever. To go gamble or drink? And be a passive aggressive bitch or a loser. It was the most pathetic effeminate behavior. Like Anthony trashing FH Riley's for no reason just because of how much of a lowlife he was. Human garbage.
Imagine if Opie just went on twitter during the height of the show and started shitting all over Norton's standup career. And telling people not to support Norton's books or comedy shows. Then texting other people in the studio "that cunt won't even look at me". Once they all hated each other off the air the anger made its way into the studio. Then they just hated each other period.
His perspective on relationships both professionally and personally are rooted in permanent immaturity. Showing up late to work, hungover or drunk, never attending meetings with the bosses, drugging himself during contract negotiations, sabotaging Opie repeatedly "the cunt won't look at me". And his personal relationships are basically all 'sugar daddy' or flat out prostitution or whatever happened with Sue Lightning. Or trying to beat his girlfriend to death and her hiding in terror while trying to dial 911 from a tablet PC.
One thing the US military gets right is trying to stop socializing and fraternization between groups like enlisted and officers and whatnot. Because it leads to all sorts of problems that are often permanently damaging. But at O&A the inmates ran the asylum.
- Forum Clout
- 15,107
I still hate Opie (that intro splash graphic should be enough reason for anyone) but it's hard to find anything incorrect about these beach ramblings.
Jimmy is a weird space alien, and not the cool ones that fly in saucers and abduct cows but one of those shitty little microbes in the water on Mars or something.
Jimmy is a weird space alien, and not the cool ones that fly in saucers and abduct cows but one of those shitty little microbes in the water on Mars or something.
- Forum Clout
- 16,882
I'm shocked that a man who took offense to imagined slights and responded by passive-aggressively deleting everyone off of his Twitter would be difficult to be around for lengths of time.
Just gotta let a guy BROOD ya know?
Just gotta let a guy BROOD ya know?
- Forum Clout
- 11,642
Do it the hard way then, pretend to be 14 yo and try to fuck him, once he's all in hit him with it
- Forum Clout
- 23,937
If you have something he needs, Jim will be the bestest of friends.
The minute you can’t help him in anyway, you’re as useless as an ice cube in the coldest part of Alaska.
The minute you can’t help him in anyway, you’re as useless as an ice cube in the coldest part of Alaska.
- Forum Clout
- 4,168
I remember when Colin called him out for trying to act like a "humble gym rat", he's just grinding out his profession, guys.
G
guest
Guest
Bobby also directly brought it up with Norton when he did Bob's podcast recently, under the guise of "I'm worried about you, dude." Norton just blinked away like a spastic and gave his typical molested as a youngster, guarded answers.
- Forum Clout
- 79,944
It blows my mind that the vast majority of the O&A fanbase see Ant and Jimmy as the normal ones that have it all figured out and Opie as this bitter, obsessed loser who wishes he was them. I don't care how funny Jimmy and Ant might've been during the glory days of the show; they're an absolute fucking mess now.
Opie still has his money, nice property, a wife and kids. He's living a normal life for a man of his age. Meanwhile Ant is trying to be a COD streamer at 62 years of age, absolutely fucking out of his mind with Twitter addiction/racism/alcoholism/still trying to cling onto the past. Norton is also a complete fucking mess - takes AIDS medication, is still single in his mid 50s, fucks viking trannies that con him out of his money, sinking further and further into irrelevance.
Yes, they are all embarrassing without each other but at least Opie seems contented. You can tell he just does his impromptu livestreams for fun even if maybe 200 people watch. Ant and Jimmy still think it's 2006 and nothing has gone wrong. They're more delusional than Patrick.
Opie still has his money, nice property, a wife and kids. He's living a normal life for a man of his age. Meanwhile Ant is trying to be a COD streamer at 62 years of age, absolutely fucking out of his mind with Twitter addiction/racism/alcoholism/still trying to cling onto the past. Norton is also a complete fucking mess - takes AIDS medication, is still single in his mid 50s, fucks viking trannies that con him out of his money, sinking further and further into irrelevance.
Yes, they are all embarrassing without each other but at least Opie seems contented. You can tell he just does his impromptu livestreams for fun even if maybe 200 people watch. Ant and Jimmy still think it's 2006 and nothing has gone wrong. They're more delusional than Patrick.
- Forum Clout
- 21,645
The kid who was sexually abused grew up weird? Well that's a first
- Forum Clout
- 12,327
Shit this just confirms it I was 90% sure they were being serious. Jim is a huge pos. He only has friends who can help his career.
- Forum Clout
- 36,862
There was also the time when he unfollowed all the comedians on twitter & gave some lame excuse.
Passive-aggressive little fruit