Two different things - there are the teen boy aliens who the pedophile Captain slobbers over but it's fine because they mature early.
The Ark had the Asian child hooker
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Unprompted Pat is the most telling of all Pats
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The Ark had the Asian child hooker
He’s so faggy with his attempts at being pithy and witty
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He also "aged" Firstname Lastname by putting her in cryostasis or something. She was 17, went into cold storage for 4 years, and was thawed out or whatever. She looks 17, since she didn't age at all, but in the book she's 21. Maybe he likes them a bit underage. Not nearly as bad as Uncle Paul or Nana, but still pretty sketchy.
That's not even a good adult in a teenager's body loophole. This case makes her both physically AND mentally 17.
Any story that doesn't cater to his coomer sensibilities is prude
Lol speaking of that. Have you heard of the paladin if shadows series by John Ringo? The difference is he admitted it was a crap concept and only wrote it to get that douche chilling idea out of his system
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Oh! Well, then. A captain slobbering over teens that are so young it needs to be a detailed in the plot that they ARE INDEED MATURE ENOUGH TO FUCK, is a separate storyline from the child hooker! What a relief!
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I don’t think I read that one. So is there a point to aging her up if it didn’t affect her body or her mind? Why even have that take place in the book? Why not just make her 21 years old? Why specifically do you want the audience to know that she has 17 year old body and mind? You know, before “technically” making her 21 which might be innocent but is exactly what someone would do if they wanted to look for a teen fetish loophole.
Meanwhile Fat Sloblinson obsessively rewatches the MCU and Star Wars which are all completely devoid of sex.
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Because there are all the right places to clap in, child. I’m sorry you’re too stupid to know that. So so sorry.
Hey stupid, real life has longer than two hours to get to the end of the story.
"Sex is something adults do," said the guy put on blast today for defending child rapists.
However this shit with Pat ends I'm confident it'll make me rupture an organ laughing. "I'm sorry, Mrs. Tate, he's gone, the last thing he said we could understand were him calling some fat guy an idiot and yelling, 'How does that feel, fucker?'"
"Thank you, doctor, that's how he always wanted to go." sniff
However this shit with Pat ends I'm confident it'll make me rupture an organ laughing. "I'm sorry, Mrs. Tate, he's gone, the last thing he said we could understand were him calling some fat guy an idiot and yelling, 'How does that feel, fucker?'"
"Thank you, doctor, that's how he always wanted to go." sniff
Literally no author dead or alive has ever been good at writing sex scenes. None. To wit:
No wonder this fat asshole has no publisher. And I'm sure the world can't wait to read an adult Tiny Tim taking a break from giving a few ruffians a cauliflower ear to passionately suck some bloke's cock in the back alley behind Ye Olde Englishe Pub for five pages.
That is none other than James Joyce writing a love letter to a woman he was trying to titillate and it is awful and weird and bad. Sex scenes are for romance novel writers to write and spinster old shut-in cat ladies to read. No one else should be stuffing them into their stories. Terrible sci-fi writers like Pat should focus on the basics, like writing science fiction, before hamfisting in sex scenes.
No wonder this fat asshole has no publisher. And I'm sure the world can't wait to read an adult Tiny Tim taking a break from giving a few ruffians a cauliflower ear to passionately suck some bloke's cock in the back alley behind Ye Olde Englishe Pub for five pages.
Yep. Remember all that sex they were having in a Christmas Carol? 1.78, folks.
He's obese with high blood pressure, on HBP meds, and has sleep apnea. He admitted he snores enough to annoy people. He's very likely sleeping in the second hovel so the frump wife can sleep in peace.
Needless to say, this fat retard's dick doesn't work and he definitely isn't fucking anything.
Needless to say, this fat retard's dick doesn't work and he definitely isn't fucking anything.
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Patrick Tomlinson truly is Optimus prime rib.
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The only sex scene I've ever read in a book that was worth mentioning or memorable in any way was at the beginning of the Godfather. Puzo writes about Sonny splitting Lucy Mancini, one of Connie's bridesmaids, in two in a really over-the-top way that is (unintentionally, I think) hilarious. It's PCJ stuff.
As others have said, "steamy" sex scenes in books - Lady Chatterly, Birdsong etc - are for frustrated housewives and queers like Fat.
As others have said, "steamy" sex scenes in books - Lady Chatterly, Birdsong etc - are for frustrated housewives and queers like Fat.
You can hear the door and wall shaking as Duvall/Hagen goes up the stairs to tell Sonny (who's banging the bridesmaid at the time) to get back downstairs because his pop summoned him.
Sonny finished.
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The book is even funnier. It mentions how legendary Sonny's unit is and how his wife is basically happy whenever he takes a new mistress because it means her pussy will get a rest. How as a youth Clemenza took him to a whore house to pop his cherry and "even the most hardened putana demanded double rate after an awed inspection of his massive member." Lol
I was pretty sure that he had this exact take before. The closest I could find were these: