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She was in a coma and I remember they decorated her body in the hospital bed.
"I don't like how performative the performer is"
Didn't he have a whole website full of these?wv4x4redneck1: hello
Doug Stanhope: Hi, cutie!
wv4x4redneck1: u like to cyber
wv4x4redneck1: u have a pic
wv4x4redneck1: hello
Doug Stanhope: I don't have a pic but I loooove cyber!
wv4x4redneck1: well do u want to
wv4x4redneck1: ur 12 and u no all about sex
wv4x4redneck1: r u there
Doug Stanhope: I guess so. Tell me something about you, something deep and meanigful so I don't feel like a whore.
Doug Stanhope: Yes, I am here, Mr Snappy-pants.
wv4x4redneck1: my dick is 7 inches if hard
wv4x4redneck1: i love u
wv4x4redneck1: ur good in bed
Doug Stanhope: Wow, you ARE good!
wv4x4redneck1: now will u work your magic
wv4x4redneck1: im like really horny so could u tell me some good stuff
Doug Stanhope: Sure, but first tell me some of the crazy and exciting things you've done sexually in the past.
wv4x4redneck1: well ive ebnn all the way with 2 girls
wv4x4redneck1: been*
Doug Stanhope: How old are you?
wv4x4redneck1: 21
wv4x4redneck1: how old r u
Doug Stanhope: 12.
wv4x4redneck1: how old r u
wv4x4redneck1: do u have boobs yet
Doug Stanhope: You read my profile, you know how old I am.
Doug Stanhope: Yes I do!
wv4x4redneck1: wut size
Doug Stanhope: They are kinda nub-like with the big bulbous areola.
wv4x4redneck1: good enough for me
wv4x4redneck1: u a virgin
Doug Stanhope: Fuck no!
wv4x4redneck1: how old were the peopkle u had sex with
Doug Stanhope: 17, 27, 71, 61, 30, 30, 35, 8, 22, 20, and 15.
wv4x4redneck1: where do u live
Doug Stanhope: The 15 year old got me pregnant.
Doug Stanhope: Las Vegas.
wv4x4redneck1: do ur parents no
Doug Stanhope: Yes they do!
wv4x4redneck1: r u pretty
Doug Stanhope: Beauty is on the inside. You whattya say you hurry up and get inside me!
wv4x4redneck1: reallly
wv4x4redneck1: now will u tell me from start to finish how we would get it on
Doug Stanhope: Tell me what kinky and outrageous things you did with those two girls!
wv4x4redneck1: well i dont really no we just had regular sex
Doug Stanhope: We're either of them your sister? I heard rednecks do that.
wv4x4redneck1: do u have any pics of any one naked
wv4x4redneck1: no they werent
wv4x4redneck1: will u please tell me now
wv4x4redneck1: please
Doug Stanhope: So you really havent done anything?
wv4x4redneck1: had reguular in the pussy sex
wv4x4redneck1: will u please tell me stuff now please
Doug Stanhope: Ok, I'll give you the cyber of your life but you remember who taught you the ropes!
wv4x4redneck1: ok
wv4x4redneck1: will u tell me form start to finish how we would do it
Doug Stanhope: Lets say we are on your farm...
wv4x4redneck1: ok
Doug Stanhope: You are out in the fields barefoot with cowshit caked in between your toes.
wv4x4redneck1: will u get on with the sex
Doug Stanhope: You are wearing overalls by OshKoshB'Gosh, no shirt underneath and two-day-old rebel flag boxers.
wv4x4redneck1: are u going tto tell me sex or not
Doug Stanhope: I have to set it up properly so you come really hard.
Doug Stanhope: It's all in the details.
wv4x4redneck1: just tell me abou thte sex between us
Doug Stanhope: Relax and start jacking off.
wv4x4redneck1: ur nto even making me hard by telling me this stuff
wv4x4redneck1: i am trying to
wv4x4redneck1: start with the sex
Doug Stanhope: I'm doing it for me too, asshole. There's two of us here and only ONE of us has done any kind of real sex.
Doug Stanhope: So anyway...
wv4x4redneck1: ssosrryr
wv4x4redneck1: sorry
wv4x4redneck1: just horny
Doug Stanhope: I approach you on the farm and tell you my car has broken down and that I am being chased by thick negroes.
Doug Stanhope: Just the word makes your cock hard. I see it and smile.
Doug Stanhope: "Weeeeell, whut choo wantin me to do about it, Ms Puuurty?" says you in the local dialect of the uneducated.
Doug Stanhope: "Could you put me up for the night, maybe?" says I like a whore.
wv4x4redneck1: go faster please
Doug Stanhope: "Well only if you suck my big, crooked hillbilly pecker!" says you and you tart jumping around snorting laughter like a pig.
wv4x4redneck1: go faster
Doug Stanhope: You throw me over your shoulder and carry me up the stairs.
Doug Stanhope: The bedspread on your bed is purple.
wv4x4redneck1: go on
Doug Stanhope: I ask why you like purple and you say it's beacuse you enjoy Prince and his music, but not so much the later releases.
wv4x4redneck1: hey hurry up please
Doug Stanhope: I say Purple rain was the only good CD he has and we drop it.
wv4x4redneck1: HURRY UP
Doug Stanhope: I ask you if you have anything to eat as you stand their with your beautiful member staring out at me.
Doug Stanhope: You say you have hominy grits.
wv4x4redneck1: TYPE FASTER
Doug Stanhope: "Ive never had grits" says I.
Doug Stanhope: "Youve never had grits?" says you.
Doug Stanhope: "NO, I never had grits" says I.
Doug Stanhope: I cant beleive you have never tried grits" says you.
wv4x4redneck1: START PLEASING ME SEXUALLY, SAYS I AND ILL GIVE U SOME
Doug Stanhope: Ok!
Doug Stanhope: You begin preparing the grits while I slowly undress.
Doug Stanhope: I peel of my hospital gown to reveal my bandages.
wv4x4redneck1: I SAY U LL HAVE TO SUCK MY DICK NOW OR UR NOT GETTING ANY
Doug Stanhope: My bosom heaves under the ointments, salves and lotions.
Doug Stanhope: I crave dick sooo bad but you are only interested in cooking grits.
wv4x4redneck1: START SUCKING NOW OR UR NOT GETTING ANY
wv4x4redneck1: OR ILL JUST LEAVE
Doug Stanhope: "Y'all want pork-chunks in your grits?" says you.
Doug Stanhope: (I'm getting to it in just a second)
wv4x4redneck1: i said mi getting off if u dont starts ucking
Doug Stanhope: "No, pork chunks for me" says me..."I'm a vegan".
Doug Stanhope: "Guess that means you don't suck dick then" says you.
wv4x4redneck1: i f u dont start sucking in the next line im leaving
Doug Stanhope: "Well, i can make an exception for you" says I and I start towards you and your boner.
Doug Stanhope: You take out your big curly sweet-radish dick and begin to stroke it.
wv4x4redneck1: start sucking
Doug Stanhope: I drop to my knees as you prepare the grits on a paper plate.
Doug Stanhope: It's not so much paper as it is styrofoam with the little compartments so your peas dont get in your cornpone.
wv4x4redneck1: ok that is it im leaving
Doug Stanhope: What is cornpone anyway?" says I
Doug Stanhope: WAIT!
Doug Stanhope: Here's the sex part!
wv4x4redneck1: stick my dick in ur moooouth or bye bye
Doug Stanhope: I eat the grits, fuck you and go to bed.
wv4x4redneck1: at least suck my dick
Doug Stanhope: In the morning you ask if I need a ride into town.
Doug Stanhope: "Well, I sure wouldn't mind, as I dont see a bus stop around here", says I.
wv4x4redneck1: i say ill give u one if u suck my dick now
Doug Stanhope: We already did the sex. It's romance time.
wv4x4redneck1: just please suck my dick
Doug Stanhope: Tell me how you will take me to the ball.
wv4x4redneck1: listen i waited for u to tell me how u would suck my idck so please jsut tell me
Doug Stanhope: I don't suck dicks because of my affliction. I lost all of my lower jaw in the accident.
Doug Stanhope: Tell me how you will sponge off my stumps for our wedding.
Doug Stanhope: Then I will suck your ****.
wv4x4redneck1: well tell me how u stick my dick in ur pussy or someting like htat
Doug Stanhope: I already did.
wv4x4redneck1: u didnt tell me that
Doug Stanhope: Now sponge off my stumps.
Doug Stanhope: Yes I did.
wv4x4redneck1: bye
Doug Stanhope: I eat the grits, fuck you and go to bed.
Doug Stanhope: See?
wv4x4redneck1: haha
wv4x4redneck1: bye
Doug Stanhope: WAIT!
wv4x4redneck1: no
wv4x4redneck1: bye
Doug Stanhope: Why won't you love me?
wv4x4redneck1: ur really tstupid
Doug Stanhope: You want me to ... I dont know...suck your dick?
wv4x4redneck1: ur [rplly some 30 eyar old woman that cant get anything in reallife or the computer
Doug Stanhope: Why are you being mean to me?
wv4x4redneck1: u r a liar
wv4x4redneck1: u are a liar
Doug Stanhope: What?
Doug Stanhope: Liar?
wv4x4redneck1: yes
wv4x4redneck1: u lied to me
Doug Stanhope: About what?
wv4x4redneck1: i stuck around for u to tell me how we would have sex and u give m eu XXXX and then go to bed
wv4x4redneck1: good bye
Doug Stanhope: I would never lie. Its against everything Jesus taught us.
Doug Stanhope: WAIT!
wv4x4redneck1: then tell me how we would have sex form start to finish with out all htat grits and stuff
wv4x4redneck1: start with the sex and stay with the sex
Doug Stanhope: I will let you fuck my ass if you just settle down.
wv4x4redneck1: ok
wv4x4redneck1: start now
wv4x4redneck1: not the ass pussy
Doug Stanhope: Ok, I sit you down on the bed and start licking your balls.
Doug Stanhope: I take your whole cock deep into my mouth and you start to shiver.
Doug Stanhope: I pull your hands up over your head.
Doug Stanhope: I tie you belly-down on the cold basement floor.
Doug Stanhope: I stroke your cock with one hand and with the other I ready myself for fucking.
wv4x4redneck1: go faster
Doug Stanhope: You keep your ass arched up in the air so I can get at your dick
Doug Stanhope: The site of your ass has me hard as nails.
Doug Stanhope: I take my own beautiful cock and plunge it up your ass
wv4x4redneck1: none of that
Doug Stanhope: I start singing Yankee Doodle Dandy as I come in your ass.
wv4x4redneck1: just my dick in ur pussy
wv4x4redneck1: now
Doug Stanhope: My balls empty into your dirty rebel colon .
Doug Stanhope: You cry and ask why I didnt tell you I was really a man.
Doug Stanhope: "Shut up and cook us more grits" says I.
Doug Stanhope: "But you just raped my ass" says you.
Doug Stanhope: "I'm fixin to take a shit in yo mouf if you dont make me vittles" says I.
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A lot of that are the drugs. He strikes me as a heavy coke or pill head or some type of raging drug addict. He is like one of those comics that would drink and drug his way through all of his talk show appearances and standup sets. Like Artie Lange going on Joe Buck Live while on heroin and being unable to stop attacking anyone. Or the last year of someone like Greg Giraldo or whatever when he was obviously on drugs and potentially minutes away from just overdosing in the studio. Or like how Kinison would drink and do coke all night before coming on Stern in the 80s and would not stop rambling until the show was over.
This is why Stern remains on radio after failing with his movie Private Parts. There is no one left to challenge him on radio anymore. O&A are dead. And Rogan and the like are technically doing podcasts. So Stern is basically the last man standing on the outdated format and can call himself "number one" in something to fuel his ego. Yeah sure just about any podcast does more numbers. And stuff like RedLetterMedia blows his numbers out of the water. And random O&A compilations still get 100K plus views every once in a while despite being a dead show and brand for a decade.
Ballwashers at his gay little compound? Like Anthony and Compound Media. Or Rogan and his faggot Comedy Spaceship or whatever his fruity club is named. Or the Cellar Crowd clique before they imploded. Dane Cook's 'tourgasm' where he surrounded himself with flunkies and 'yes men' whilst his brother robbed him blind.
I ask why you like purple and you say it's beacuse you enjoy Prince and his music, but not so much the later releases.wv4x4redneck1: hello
Doug Stanhope: Hi, cutie!
wv4x4redneck1: u like to cyber
wv4x4redneck1: u have a pic
wv4x4redneck1: hello
Doug Stanhope: I don't have a pic but I loooove cyber!
wv4x4redneck1: well do u want to
wv4x4redneck1: ur 12 and u no all about sex
wv4x4redneck1: r u there
Doug Stanhope: I guess so. Tell me something about you, something deep and meanigful so I don't feel like a whore.
Doug Stanhope: Yes, I am here, Mr Snappy-pants.
wv4x4redneck1: my dick is 7 inches if hard
wv4x4redneck1: i love u
wv4x4redneck1: ur good in bed
Doug Stanhope: Wow, you ARE good!
wv4x4redneck1: now will u work your magic
wv4x4redneck1: im like really horny so could u tell me some good stuff
Doug Stanhope: Sure, but first tell me some of the crazy and exciting things you've done sexually in the past.
wv4x4redneck1: well ive ebnn all the way with 2 girls
wv4x4redneck1: been*
Doug Stanhope: How old are you?
wv4x4redneck1: 21
wv4x4redneck1: how old r u
Doug Stanhope: 12.
wv4x4redneck1: how old r u
wv4x4redneck1: do u have boobs yet
Doug Stanhope: You read my profile, you know how old I am.
Doug Stanhope: Yes I do!
wv4x4redneck1: wut size
Doug Stanhope: They are kinda nub-like with the big bulbous areola.
wv4x4redneck1: good enough for me
wv4x4redneck1: u a virgin
Doug Stanhope: Fuck no!
wv4x4redneck1: how old were the peopkle u had sex with
Doug Stanhope: 17, 27, 71, 61, 30, 30, 35, 8, 22, 20, and 15.
wv4x4redneck1: where do u live
Doug Stanhope: The 15 year old got me pregnant.
Doug Stanhope: Las Vegas.
wv4x4redneck1: do ur parents no
Doug Stanhope: Yes they do!
wv4x4redneck1: r u pretty
Doug Stanhope: Beauty is on the inside. You whattya say you hurry up and get inside me!
wv4x4redneck1: reallly
wv4x4redneck1: now will u tell me from start to finish how we would get it on
Doug Stanhope: Tell me what kinky and outrageous things you did with those two girls!
wv4x4redneck1: well i dont really no we just had regular sex
Doug Stanhope: We're either of them your sister? I heard rednecks do that.
wv4x4redneck1: do u have any pics of any one naked
wv4x4redneck1: no they werent
wv4x4redneck1: will u please tell me now
wv4x4redneck1: please
Doug Stanhope: So you really havent done anything?
wv4x4redneck1: had reguular in the pussy sex
wv4x4redneck1: will u please tell me stuff now please
Doug Stanhope: Ok, I'll give you the cyber of your life but you remember who taught you the ropes!
wv4x4redneck1: ok
wv4x4redneck1: will u tell me form start to finish how we would do it
Doug Stanhope: Lets say we are on your farm...
wv4x4redneck1: ok
Doug Stanhope: You are out in the fields barefoot with cowshit caked in between your toes.
wv4x4redneck1: will u get on with the sex
Doug Stanhope: You are wearing overalls by OshKoshB'Gosh, no shirt underneath and two-day-old rebel flag boxers.
wv4x4redneck1: are u going tto tell me sex or not
Doug Stanhope: I have to set it up properly so you come really hard.
Doug Stanhope: It's all in the details.
wv4x4redneck1: just tell me abou thte sex between us
Doug Stanhope: Relax and start jacking off.
wv4x4redneck1: ur nto even making me hard by telling me this stuff
wv4x4redneck1: i am trying to
wv4x4redneck1: start with the sex
Doug Stanhope: I'm doing it for me too, asshole. There's two of us here and only ONE of us has done any kind of real sex.
Doug Stanhope: So anyway...
wv4x4redneck1: ssosrryr
wv4x4redneck1: sorry
wv4x4redneck1: just horny
Doug Stanhope: I approach you on the farm and tell you my car has broken down and that I am being chased by thick negroes.
Doug Stanhope: Just the word makes your cock hard. I see it and smile.
Doug Stanhope: "Weeeeell, whut choo wantin me to do about it, Ms Puuurty?" says you in the local dialect of the uneducated.
Doug Stanhope: "Could you put me up for the night, maybe?" says I like a whore.
wv4x4redneck1: go faster please
Doug Stanhope: "Well only if you suck my big, crooked hillbilly pecker!" says you and you tart jumping around snorting laughter like a pig.
wv4x4redneck1: go faster
Doug Stanhope: You throw me over your shoulder and carry me up the stairs.
Doug Stanhope: The bedspread on your bed is purple.
wv4x4redneck1: go on
Doug Stanhope: I ask why you like purple and you say it's beacuse you enjoy Prince and his music, but not so much the later releases.
wv4x4redneck1: hey hurry up please
Doug Stanhope: I say Purple rain was the only good CD he has and we drop it.
wv4x4redneck1: HURRY UP
Doug Stanhope: I ask you if you have anything to eat as you stand their with your beautiful member staring out at me.
Doug Stanhope: You say you have hominy grits.
wv4x4redneck1: TYPE FASTER
Doug Stanhope: "Ive never had grits" says I.
Doug Stanhope: "Youve never had grits?" says you.
Doug Stanhope: "NO, I never had grits" says I.
Doug Stanhope: I cant beleive you have never tried grits" says you.
wv4x4redneck1: START PLEASING ME SEXUALLY, SAYS I AND ILL GIVE U SOME
Doug Stanhope: Ok!
Doug Stanhope: You begin preparing the grits while I slowly undress.
Doug Stanhope: I peel of my hospital gown to reveal my bandages.
wv4x4redneck1: I SAY U LL HAVE TO SUCK MY DICK NOW OR UR NOT GETTING ANY
Doug Stanhope: My bosom heaves under the ointments, salves and lotions.
Doug Stanhope: I crave dick sooo bad but you are only interested in cooking grits.
wv4x4redneck1: START SUCKING NOW OR UR NOT GETTING ANY
wv4x4redneck1: OR ILL JUST LEAVE
Doug Stanhope: "Y'all want pork-chunks in your grits?" says you.
Doug Stanhope: (I'm getting to it in just a second)
wv4x4redneck1: i said mi getting off if u dont starts ucking
Doug Stanhope: "No, pork chunks for me" says me..."I'm a vegan".
Doug Stanhope: "Guess that means you don't suck dick then" says you.
wv4x4redneck1: i f u dont start sucking in the next line im leaving
Doug Stanhope: "Well, i can make an exception for you" says I and I start towards you and your boner.
Doug Stanhope: You take out your big curly sweet-radish dick and begin to stroke it.
wv4x4redneck1: start sucking
Doug Stanhope: I drop to my knees as you prepare the grits on a paper plate.
Doug Stanhope: It's not so much paper as it is styrofoam with the little compartments so your peas dont get in your cornpone.
wv4x4redneck1: ok that is it im leaving
Doug Stanhope: What is cornpone anyway?" says I
Doug Stanhope: WAIT!
Doug Stanhope: Here's the sex part!
wv4x4redneck1: stick my dick in ur moooouth or bye bye
Doug Stanhope: I eat the grits, fuck you and go to bed.
wv4x4redneck1: at least suck my dick
Doug Stanhope: In the morning you ask if I need a ride into town.
Doug Stanhope: "Well, I sure wouldn't mind, as I dont see a bus stop around here", says I.
wv4x4redneck1: i say ill give u one if u suck my dick now
Doug Stanhope: We already did the sex. It's romance time.
wv4x4redneck1: just please suck my dick
Doug Stanhope: Tell me how you will take me to the ball.
wv4x4redneck1: listen i waited for u to tell me how u would suck my idck so please jsut tell me
Doug Stanhope: I don't suck dicks because of my affliction. I lost all of my lower jaw in the accident.
Doug Stanhope: Tell me how you will sponge off my stumps for our wedding.
Doug Stanhope: Then I will suck your ****.
wv4x4redneck1: well tell me how u stick my dick in ur pussy or someting like htat
Doug Stanhope: I already did.
wv4x4redneck1: u didnt tell me that
Doug Stanhope: Now sponge off my stumps.
Doug Stanhope: Yes I did.
wv4x4redneck1: bye
Doug Stanhope: I eat the grits, fuck you and go to bed.
Doug Stanhope: See?
wv4x4redneck1: haha
wv4x4redneck1: bye
Doug Stanhope: WAIT!
wv4x4redneck1: no
wv4x4redneck1: bye
Doug Stanhope: Why won't you love me?
wv4x4redneck1: ur really tstupid
Doug Stanhope: You want me to ... I dont know...suck your dick?
wv4x4redneck1: ur [rplly some 30 eyar old woman that cant get anything in reallife or the computer
Doug Stanhope: Why are you being mean to me?
wv4x4redneck1: u r a liar
wv4x4redneck1: u are a liar
Doug Stanhope: What?
Doug Stanhope: Liar?
wv4x4redneck1: yes
wv4x4redneck1: u lied to me
Doug Stanhope: About what?
wv4x4redneck1: i stuck around for u to tell me how we would have sex and u give m eu XXXX and then go to bed
wv4x4redneck1: good bye
Doug Stanhope: I would never lie. Its against everything Jesus taught us.
Doug Stanhope: WAIT!
wv4x4redneck1: then tell me how we would have sex form start to finish with out all htat grits and stuff
wv4x4redneck1: start with the sex and stay with the sex
Doug Stanhope: I will let you fuck my ass if you just settle down.
wv4x4redneck1: ok
wv4x4redneck1: start now
wv4x4redneck1: not the ass pussy
Doug Stanhope: Ok, I sit you down on the bed and start licking your balls.
Doug Stanhope: I take your whole cock deep into my mouth and you start to shiver.
Doug Stanhope: I pull your hands up over your head.
Doug Stanhope: I tie you belly-down on the cold basement floor.
Doug Stanhope: I stroke your cock with one hand and with the other I ready myself for fucking.
wv4x4redneck1: go faster
Doug Stanhope: You keep your ass arched up in the air so I can get at your dick
Doug Stanhope: The site of your ass has me hard as nails.
Doug Stanhope: I take my own beautiful cock and plunge it up your ass
wv4x4redneck1: none of that
Doug Stanhope: I start singing Yankee Doodle Dandy as I come in your ass.
wv4x4redneck1: just my dick in ur pussy
wv4x4redneck1: now
Doug Stanhope: My balls empty into your dirty rebel colon .
Doug Stanhope: You cry and ask why I didnt tell you I was really a man.
Doug Stanhope: "Shut up and cook us more grits" says I.
Doug Stanhope: "But you just raped my ass" says you.
Doug Stanhope: "I'm fixin to take a shit in yo mouf if you dont make me vittles" says I.
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There’s a book. Not sure about a website.
I saw him live in like 2009. He was drunk throughout and it was a good set but old material. He came out after most of the crowd had left and took fans offering him meth and pills backstage.