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Ungrateful boomer Cow

Nana's stent

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There is absolutely no fucking way that chain restaurants are paying "Solo Joe" multiple hundreds of dollars for his "gigs". I'd be genuinely surprised if they were paying him anything at all. Apparently, Joe has taken the criticism of his "music career" to heart, as suddenly he's mentioning "musician friends" all the time, and we all know that they simply do not exist. There aren't any "pro musicians" nodding in agreement re: jamming at TGI Fridays.
 
"They're very appreciative, but they don't tip their tips!!!"

They're not appreciative of you Joe, they're being polite as they pity the elderly 65yo man who is forced to strum a guitar while perched on a stool in the corner of an near-empty restaurant and hold out a begging jar, harassing customers for loose change.
You're already shelling out for dinner, and drinks, and you gotta tip the server too, and there's Joe, groveling for tips he thinks he merits for forcing his shitty music on to a captive audience. No self-awareness whatsoever.
 

Hoolies

For me? It's Colin Quinn!
:image_9247: UNEXPECTED ph. call came
I was imagining a Blackhawk helicopter touching down on Compound East lawn as solemn Joseph assembles his peelers inside, but maybe it's more like surgeon's beeper going off, your own talent constantly robbing you of precious family time.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

bonnie obsessed ❤️
There is absolutely no fucking way that chain restaurants are paying "Solo Joe" multiple hundreds of dollars for his "gigs". I'd be genuinely surprised if they were paying him anything at all. Apparently, Joe has taken the criticism of his "music career" to heart, as suddenly he's mentioning "musician friends" all the time, and we all know that they simply do not exist. There aren't any "pro musicians" nodding in agreement re: jamming at TGI Fridays.
Olive Garden is where RATM’s first gig was.
 

Gay Faggot.

Play a REAL instrument, Millennial DIPSHITS!!!🤣🤣🤣
I’m glad I got a new avatar from this. Carol was getting worse and worse to look at.
 
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