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Remember - Pat does NOT get paid to tweet. He does this for free instead of getting a job.
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Reading this i really want to go to his house and bash his head in!. I just got a $800 oil bill ny is a lib faggot shithole nothing improved since ol' pudding brain's been president. i'm not a trump ass licker but economically things were better you fat fucking pumpkin head faggot why hasn't his heat stop yet
 
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That’s why I think Trump made so many people lose their minds. Trump reminded them of their Dad that yelled at them to GET A JOB! and they couldn’t handle it. They wanted Bernie Sanders who they saw as Santa Claus but had Trump being that parent yelling at them to stop being a bum, get off the couch, and get a job because Mommy and Daddy aren’t paying for you anymore.

Trump would brag about record low unemployment and 401k / investments being at all time highs and Pat’s types would cry that those jobs aren’t good / don’t pay a living wage / beneath them etc and my favorite “not everyone owns stocks so it doesn’t matter if the market is doing well” which is one of the most loser responses I’ve ever heard. It’s easier now more than ever to invest and without needing a large amount of money to do it.
Nonsense, trump has never had a job or made a profit on anything. He lost his dad's fortune immediately after getting his hands on it, loses money at every venture he tries and stays afloat with bankruptcy and loans he can never repay without other loans.
 

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That's because last year they gave out PPP "loans" to do-nothing fat faggots and their lesbianic wives
Like these do nothing fat faggots?

Gaetz is a shareholder in Pensacola, Florida-based Caregivers Inc., which received a $475,932 Paycheck Protection Program loan.

Before taking office in January 2021, Marjorie Taylor Greene and her husband, Perry Greene, bought Taylor Commercial Inc., a construction business owned by her family in Alpharetta, Georgia. The company took out a $182,300 loan from the program.

Rep. Gregory Pence, R-Ind., brother to former Vice President Mike Pence, owned two antique malls in Indiana organized under Pence Group LLC. It received a $79,441 loan.

Car dealerships owned by Rep. Vern Buchanan, R-Fla., before he took office in January 2021, also took in loans from the COVID-era program. Sarasota 500 LLC, which operates Sarasota Ford in Florida, received a $2.32 million loan; Nissan of Elizabeth City in North Carolina got a $384,200 loan. The government forgave both loans for a combined $2.6 million.

KTAK Corp., a restaurant management company co-owned by Rep. Kevin Hern, R-Okla., had a $1.07 million loan forgiven by the government.

Rep. Roger Williams, R-Texas, owns a Texas car dealership through the JRW Corp. in Fort Worth that received a $1.43 million loan.

Trace Die Cast, a Bowling Green, Kentucky, company founded by the father of Rep. Brett Guthrie, R-Ky., received a $4.3 million loan.

Four Pennsylvania car dealerships owned by Rep. Mike Kelly, R-Pa., took in a combined $974,100 in Paycheck Protection Program loans, ProPublica’s database shows. Mike Kelly Automotive, LP received $197,300, Mike Kelly Automotive Group Inc. received $327,500, Mike Kelly Hyundai received $180,800 and Mike Kelly Chevrolet received $268,500.
 
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Nonsense, trump has never had a job or made a profit on anything. He lost his dad's fortune immediately after getting his hands on it, loses money at every venture he tries and stays afloat with bankruptcy and loans he can never repay without other loans.
Trump was always a liberal Page Six douche to me growing up, hobnobbing with the nigger and democrat elite so I never became a "Trumper", but I did vote for him twice, because who else could I have Hillary or Biden? He's been a dick, stiffing contractors, declaring bankruptcies, and stretching the financial laws to his benefits, but he did make some money on real estate and licensing his name and shit. Classic 10%'er and pretty much a mirage but some things worked, like his golf courses.

I'd agree Republicans and Trump specifically all work the gibs system but not like the left. I'd rather a car dealership employing people get money than a fat sci-fi author who sells online with no employees. Call me a fool, but tax breaks to wealthy bother me less than crack money to niggers. There can never be a benefit to society to paying niggers daily expenses, they still crime, they still contribute shit.
 

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Trump was always a liberal Page Six douche to me growing up, hobnobbing with the nigger and democrat elite so I never became a "Trumper", but I did vote for him twice, because who else could I have Hillary or Biden? He's been a dick, stiffing contractors, declaring bankruptcies, and stretching the financial laws to his benefits, but he did make some money on real estate and licensing his name and shit. Classic 10%'er and pretty much a mirage but some things worked, like his golf courses.

I'd agree Republicans and Trump specifically all work the gibs system but not like the left. I'd rather a car dealership employing people get money than a fat sci-fi author who sells online with no employees. Call me a fool, but tax breaks to wealthy bother me less than crack money to niggers. There can never be a benefit to society to paying niggers daily expenses, they still crime, they still contribute shit.
He did okay licensing his name, but not enough to pay the interest on his loans for his own projects. His deals that did make money for him were deals where he was a minor partner and companies like Vornado handled them. He really got screwed on TrumpU, he let some MLM scammers just use his name and they did what all MLM scammers do, in the end trump was too dumb to realize what could happen to him and had to settle because he was running for office.

He was on the verge of another bankruptcy when NBC gave him his show, that is what kept him in hookers and adderall for awhile. As for his golf courses, they are all deep in the red, they never make money. When he got investigated by the Scottish IRS they said there is no way he is paying for this place with money generated here, they pretty much figured his money was coming from unreported sources, most of whom were russian mobsters. If he just shut up, took his dad's money and put it in a mutual fund he'd actually be a billionaire, rather than a negative billionaire.
 
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He did okay licensing his name, but not enough to pay the interest on his loans for his own projects. His deals that did make money for him were deals where he was a minor partner and companies like Vornado handled them. He really got screwed on TrumpU, he let some MLM scammers just use his name and they did what all MLM scammers do, in the end trump was too dumb to realize what could happen to him and had to settle because he was running for office.

He was on the verge of another bankruptcy when NBC gave him his show, that is what kept him in hookers and adderall for awhile. As for his golf courses, they are all deep in the red, they never make money. When he got investigated by the Scottish IRS they said there is no way he is paying for this place with money generated here, they pretty much figured his money was coming from unreported sources, most of whom were russian mobsters. If he just shut up, took his dad's money and put it in a mutual fund he'd actually be a billionaire, rather than a negative billionaire.
Didn't I just read shrieking lefties scream about his golf courses earning all this money during his presidency and he should have been (more, I guess) divested? I thought what I read not too long ago was he was claiming losses on huge revenues and they were suggesting it was fraud. Admittedly I didn't pay much attention. I does seem he lavishly spends and has an extended family also in "the business" that seem to live very well. I tend to think he has some store of liquid wealth somewhere which even if it was via pocketing of loans still required some acumen to get. Structuring your plans to be attractive enough to dupe banks is actually what business has become now. It seems the old P & L sheet is more about cashflow and revenue if money keeps flowing through you can have your inventories and risk spread across a dozen creditors and still pocket a bloated salary for your efforts. What do I know... just my cup of Joe and 7-4 day for me.
 

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Didn't I just read shrieking lefties scream about his golf courses earning all this money during his presidency and he should have been (more, I guess) divested? I thought what I read not too long ago was he was claiming losses on huge revenues and they were suggesting it was fraud. Admittedly I didn't pay much attention. I does seem he lavishly spends and has an extended family also in "the business" that seem to live very well. I tend to think he has some store of liquid wealth somewhere which even if it was via pocketing of loans still required some acumen to get. Structuring your plans to be attractive enough to dupe banks is actually what business has become now. It seems the old P & L sheet is more about cashflow and revenue if money keeps flowing through you can have your inventories and risk spread across a dozen creditors and still pocket a bloated salary for your efforts. What do I know... just my cup of Joe and 7-4 day for me.
7-4? You some kinda workaholic? As for his liquid funds, his source used to be mobster money through his casino until he got caught. Then around 2000 it became Russian money funneled through overpriced real estate
 
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