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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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For some reason piggy is angry at working today and tweeting nonsense. I guess money is a big topic at the half house and piggy thinks working is for the birds
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Faggot Boqposter

The Alawite Assassin
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that’s why drinking at the pub all afternoon makes him a friend of the oppressed worker. If he was “closing down the bar” like our young 25 year polish friend , the fat hooligans employees would have to stay late to clean up and “prepare the soup” using that day’s dirty mop bucket water.
 

NoBacon

An honourable man.
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Working beyond your contracted hours is just one of those things everybody has to deal with, it sucks but it is what it is. Unless you’re a teacher, of course - in which case you believe it’s a unique evil that only happens to teachers and you’re a special victim and a trampled hero.

the only thing that comes close to my hatred of Patrick is my hatred of teachers.
 

Faggot Boqposter

The Alawite Assassin
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Working beyond your contracted hours is just one of those things everybody has to deal with, it sucks but it is what it is. Unless you’re a teacher, of course - in which case you believe it’s a unique evil that only happens to teachers and you’re a special victim and a trampled hero.

the only thing that comes close to my hatred of Patrick is my hatred of teachers.
And unless you’re a complete zero at your job or working some shit job, if your company knows you’re working a bunch of over time they’re not going to care if you take off at noon on a Friday or take an extra long lunch.
 

FurBurger

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
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I'd love to see him in a pirate suit delivering fish in Susan like Judge Reinhold in Fast Times. Girls laughing at him even harder than they normally would. Rick eating half the fish on the way over, because he's fat.
No, baby infanT cusTomer child. I did noT eaT half your fish and all your chips. ThaT is merely anoTher of your delusions.
 

AntsBatteryCharge

&$;;-:
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I'm very curious about when he has time to sell insurance while he tweets all day, every day, from at least two or three different accounts. We need answers, and hopefully some guy from reddit can get to the bottom of it one day. Something smells... smells like a fat greasy pig
 

SFWA liaison

Heidi Hildeman customer
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same guy who sucks the proverbial tranny dick of GenCon/Penguicon/Worldcon/Convergence after doing a bunch of panels for them for free.
 
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