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For some reason piggy is angry at working today and tweeting nonsense. I guess money is a big topic at the half house and piggy thinks working is for the birds
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And unless you’re a complete zero at your job or working some shit job, if your company knows you’re working a bunch of over time they’re not going to care if you take off at noon on a Friday or take an extra long lunch.Working beyond your contracted hours is just one of those things everybody has to deal with, it sucks but it is what it is. Unless you’re a teacher, of course - in which case you believe it’s a unique evil that only happens to teachers and you’re a special victim and a trampled hero.
the only thing that comes close to my hatred of Patrick is my hatred of teachers.
It would be worth hiring a photographer to get some shots of him scowling in his Wendy's uniform, looking like Gary Coleman when he got caught working as a security guard.I think the best outcome of the Piglinson saga will be him being forced to work a shitty unskilled labor job full time in order to pay off his legal debts.
I would be very satisfied if this ended with a photo of him In a Popeye's uniform (after quasi gets paid of course)I think the best outcome of the Piglinson saga will be him being forced to work a shitty unskilled labor job full time in order to pay off his legal debts.
I'd love to see him in a pirate suit delivering fish in Susan like Judge Reinhold in Fast Times. Girls laughing at him even harder than they normally would. Rick eating half the fish on the way over, because he's fat.I would be very satisfied if this ended with a photo of him In a Popeye's uniform (after quasi gets paid of course)
No, baby infanT cusTomer child. I did noT eaT half your fish and all your chips. ThaT is merely anoTher of your delusions.I'd love to see him in a pirate suit delivering fish in Susan like Judge Reinhold in Fast Times. Girls laughing at him even harder than they normally would. Rick eating half the fish on the way over, because he's fat.
He did that before the kid was even born.Is it possible to quietly quit being a dad?
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