Uncle Paul is just a pat wannabe at this point

[captain_kamala]

claims he's been sent unsolicited food deliveries by the trolls. sure, paul

 

[captain_kamala]

Ugly bitch. Kill yourself

 

[Easily_Remembered]

60 years old and his legacy will be "I'm so sorry Paul". Professional victim.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Sending food isnt an "internet troll tactic" its a prank from the 80s.

 

[guest]

I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t be able to find one place who would deliver food to my house right now without paying for it in advance.

 

[Jenna]

I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t be able to find one place who would deliver food to my house right now without paying for it in advance.

The bigotry of low expectations means liberals like Pat & Paul think the Chinese people bringing them lo mein can't figure this out. Yes sir, 500 cups of Hot and Sour soup coming right up, and you'll be paying with cash? No need for a Visa, we tend to trust people at Szechuan Palace.

Hardworking naïve immigrant small business owners being "tricked", but here comes white men to spread their enlightenment about prank phone calls.

 

[guest]

The bigotry of low expectations means liberals like Pat & Paul think the Chinese people bringing them lo mein can't figure this out. Yes sir, 500 cups of Hot and Sour soup coming right up, and you'll be paying with cash? No need for a Visa, we tend to trust people at Szechuan Palace.

Hardworking naïve immigrant small business owners being "tricked", but here comes white men to spread their enlightenment about prank phone calls.

It’s not even a funny bit if it works.

Door knocks, Paul opens door

“Your pizza sir”

“I didn’t order this, you’ve been tricked”

“Whatever, bye”

Paul closes door. Hilarious.

 

[guest]

No one's ever done this to Paul. Lying pedophile faggot.

 

[Jenna]

It’s not even a funny bit if it works.

Door knocks, Paul opens door

“Your pizza sir”

“I didn’t order this, you’ve been tricked”

“Whatever, bye”

Paul closes door. Hilarious.

"Your pizza sir"

"I didn't order this, you've been tricked"

"No please. I'm a black single mother trying to scrape together funds so my daughter can have life-affirming surgery. My boss at the pizzeria is a cruel man, he won't just fire me, he'll send me to prison for fraud and embezzlement. Please please please, find it in your heart to pay me $23.35, and don't worry about the tip. You keeping me out of prison is the tip."

Paul reaches for his wallet, disgusted by how cruel internet trolls can be.

 

[Sputnik]

I did this once and felt gay about it. He probably orders himself food for a prank, gets sloshed and then pays for it and eats it. The rascals got you again Pat!

 

[Feltch My Ass]

Anyone wanna troll me with some food?

It would really piss me off if one of you faggots sent me a couple of pizzas

Let me know ahead of time so I can get my sweat pants on, I put them on when I get really fucking mad

 

[Feltch My Ass]

I did this once and felt gay about it. He probably orders himself food for a prank, gets sloshed and then pays for it and eats it. The rascals got you again Pat!

Not gonna lie, changing "pests" to "rascals" isn't the worst idea I've ever heard

mostly because it pisses me off on a deep level.

I feel like I'm not generating enough "negativity" in my life, and I wanna fix that about myself

 

[Brooke Shields]

in reality someone would have to order delivery, say they're paying cash not credit(if available), then it'd have to happen enough times for a driver or manager to notice it's happening to the same address before blacklisting it
which would suck for someone fat, lazy & drunk enough that they order delivery at a heavy volume

If this happened to you enough the common sense solution would be to inform the driver to mark your address as only accept credit, especially if this happened EVERY DAY
no way Fatrick even thought of that

 

[Stent]

I'm so sorry, Paul. Please don't think about killing yourself.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

in reality someone would have to order delivery, say they're paying cash not credit(if available), then it'd have to happen enough times for a driver or manager to notice it's happening to the same address before blacklisting it
which would suck for someone fat, lazy & drunk enough that they order delivery at a heavy volume

If this happened to you enough the common sense solution would be to inform the driver to mark your address as only accept credit, especially if this happened EVERY DAY
no way Fatrick even thought of that

Pat loves it.

 

[guest]

in reality someone would have to order delivery, say they're paying cash not credit(if available), then it'd have to happen enough times for a driver or manager to notice it's happening to the same address before blacklisting it
which would suck for someone fat, lazy & drunk enough that they order delivery at a heavy volume

If this happened to you enough the common sense solution would be to inform the driver to mark your address as only accept credit, especially if this happened EVERY DAY
no way Fatrick even thought of that

[MEDIA=streamable]cxxort[/MEDIA]

"I did not order this food, so you shall not get a tip, child. I will take the food since it is already paid for, however."

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Paul Math ++= (Alledgedly)

 

[stealthygeek]

I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t be able to find one place who would deliver food to my house right now without paying for it in advance.

Sounds like a Cumias problem on your end. I always pay cash (j_cumiadentist.png) and have never been refused or even second guessed once.

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

Anyone wanna troll me with some food?

It would really piss me off if one of you faggots sent me a couple of pizzas

Let me know ahead of time so I can get my sweat pants on, I put them on when I get really fucking mad

@Easily_Remembered sent your pizza to @captain_kamala under his lawyer neighbor’s name or sumptin’.

 

[guest]

in reality someone would have to order delivery, say they're paying cash not credit(if available), then it'd have to happen enough times for a driver or manager to notice it's happening to the same address before blacklisting it
which would suck for someone fat, lazy & drunk enough that they order delivery at a heavy volume

If this happened to you enough the common sense solution would be to inform the driver to mark your address as only accept credit, especially if this happened EVERY DAY
no way Fatrick even thought of that

[MEDIA=streamable]cxxort[/MEDIA]

I’ll never be fully convinced this isn’t some long con by someone who could turn out to be the greatest pest in gay history.