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@jimnorton on Instagram: "JERSEY MIKE’S ADVENTURE! Strap in, this is a wild one"
4,010 likes, 248 comments - jimnorton on November 16, 2021: "JERSEY MIKE’S ADVENTURE! Strap in, this is a wild one".

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If you ask Google it says he's 38 and shows a picture that's gotta be a decade old at this pointHo-lee shit, Sam looks terrible. Hasn't hit 40 yet I think, is completely bald with a graying beard
No fuckin way. He looks worse than my dadIf you ask Google it says he's 38 and shows a picture that's gotta be a decade old at this point
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He’s surrounded by winners.If you ask Google it says he's 38 and shows a picture that's gotta be a decade old at this point
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Wait, you don't think eating only chicken nuggets and potato smiley faces and drinking Dr Pepper for the first 30 something years of your life and then treating consuming an airplane chicken salad sandwich without picking it apart as a seminal event at 35 years old isn't probably the healthiest approach to nutrition?Thats what a shitty diet gets you
I think someone fucked his faceWait, you don't think eating only chicken nuggets and potato smiley faces and drinking Dr Pepper for the first 30 something years of your life and then treating consuming an airplane chicken salad sandwich without picking it apart as a seminal event at 35 years old isn't probably the healthiest approach to nutrition?
My 3 year old daughter ate aubergine (eggplant), mange tout (snow peas), rice and pink beef tonight. What the fuck is this mutant's excuse at this point?
Only your avatar could make this thread even uglierI think someone fucked his face
Kids who are picky eaters probably had to eat cum at some point before they can remember
Imagine being a millionaire and going to bed with that every nightOnly your avatar could make this thread even uglier
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