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Sad but true - he actually said that dumb lizard was “like a son” to him while he has a daughter he abandoned and said he couldn’t pay child support for.
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Like it's a fucking dog or cat not the equivalent of a pet cricket.
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I wonder if anyone has EVER done that, and Fatrick just asked "Can we give him an x-ray?" and they ran with it
Why the fuck would vet even own an MRI machine or whatever?
It's like a King of the Hill episode where they own it just to fuck people over and then Hank fucks the Vet guy over by proving he needs to get the latest expensive model of machine
Why the fuck would vet even own an MRI machine or whatever?
It's like a King of the Hill episode where they own it just to fuck people over and then Hank fucks the Vet guy over by proving he needs to get the latest expensive model of machine
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Has anyone asked him on Reddit whether his cat Mix (which is somehow aging backwards) is still alive?
Not sure how it’s still alive after it’s forced hysterectomy (?!) and renal disease.
Not sure how it’s still alive after it’s forced hysterectomy (?!) and renal disease.
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This fat nigger so desperately wants to be interesting. Your cat's a real bad ass huh. A real tough guy huh
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They took one look at Pat and thought "we might need to look inside this lizard for things"
I wonder who looks after the animals whey they go on their expensive foreign vacations?
I wonder who looks after the animals whey they go on their expensive foreign vacations?
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I like cats and dogs equally (FAG!) but I dislike cats that behave the way Rick proudly describes. They can be trained out of that bullshit, no matter their tough shelter start, and they also should have their nails kept short enough that they can’t scratch too deep (but never declaw).
What he’s telling us with these retarded xeets is that he’s a lazy, bad pet owner. Can’t say I’m shocked.