How is your short position going, Pat? Oh, it never existed to begin with?
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Shockingly, he was almost certainly lying.I hope the buffoon really was dumb enough to short a significant amount of money. Between that and Quasi he'd be broke.
No doubt, but a man can dream.Shockingly, he was almost certainly lying.
Pretty sure he was already broke.I hope the buffoon really was dumb enough to short a significant amount of money. Between that and Quasi he'd be broke.
100% what he would say. I've been trying to discuss this with Pat but the texting apps don't like me anymore. If someone else who understands this could do the honors I'd appreciate it.Oh but sweetie, he bought back in at the low point so he can short it all over again at the exact right time. I'm sorry you're so bad at investing.
Hold the phone, sylvester stalloneShockingly, he was almost certainly lying.
He's the most disingenuous cunt alive. He doesn't give a shit about anything other than how it can be presented as the fault of Evil White People for likes on Twitter. If Elon was a militant black he wouldn't say shit.Funny how the losers on twitter like Pat -who didn’t leave are silent on this. The man they hate named Elon Musk they said would destroy their favorite toy.
That’s got to be close to $500!rustang down 10% with each snow
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