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Toy collectors are faggots

Cumiace

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Nothing wrong with being a perma-child, child

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For the last time, I am NOT Frank Grimes!
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I don't care for grown men collecting toys or sneakers for that matter

I feel sneakers are even worse. Especially if you don't wear them.

It's for your fucking feet, they're not museum pieces, stupid.

WWAWD Americans getting shot for their Jordans? I really don't wanna die over the dude from Space Jam.
 

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For the last time, I am NOT Frank Grimes!
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comic book niggas look down on Funko people

Don't comic book geeks look down on everyone?

Talk about inflated egos. Cunts climb up a hill and think they're looking down on you from a mountain.

They're the same cry babies that whined when Keaton got the Batman role, and he's STILL the only actor I've ever liked to do it.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I wouldn't spend a dime on some plastic action figure, but I have been googling some of my old toys I had as a kid. Still, after seeing a picture of a Sgt Slaughter GI Joe guy and saying "oh yeah, I had that one," I'm as fulfilled as I'm gonna be. Taking that extra step and buying one is fucking lame.
I had the Fridge Perry GI Joe and I know my faggot neighbour stole it but I could never prove it. I had a ton of sweet 80s GI Joes and vehicles that my parents got at a yard sale for me and I have no idea what happened to them. They were my favourite toys by far.

I also remember my dad getting me this big Godzilla toy that walked, made the Godzilla noise and shot sparks and smoke out of it's nose and mouth. The second my mom saw it she was like "Oh, so it can walk straight into some curtains and light them on fire. Cool. Take the batteries out of that thing and never put them back in or I'll sell you to the circus." She was right. I distinctly remember the thing smelling like melting plastic while it was sparking. I saw that exact toy on some pawn stars type thing and it was worth some duckets now.
 
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PogromStallone

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I don't mind it if it's actually someone's hobby. What's gay are those who start collecting massproduced bullshit like Funko.
I like hearing Rocco talk about his figures.
 
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