Torque wheeler runs from his foe. Coward.

[NoBacon]

Found on /atheism Reddit

 

[Gay Faggot.]

An assassin sent from the Lizard King? Torque better be on his toe’s. The Lizard King isn’t known for idle threats.

 

[RobertMewler]

Pray tell me, what is this blade dynamo's name?

 

[guest]

‘Felony telephone harassment’ Nothing sums up the pig man’s stupidity better than this. It’s such flawless numbskull thinking. He’s truly learned nothing.

This recent discovery about him larping as a mechanic who was born to homeless people having car sex just shows that there is no end in sight for this merciless crazy train.

I remember simpler times when cow brain debating about Redditards on the People’s Court with Judge Hot Tamales was considered our peak. I miss having that level of innocence.

Torque on, brothamen.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pray tell me, what is this blade dynamo's name?

Slice Steeler ?

Just spitballin here

 

[NoBacon]

Torque Wheeler, when you left me I was but a learner, now I am the master.

 

[guest]

Pray tell me, what is this blade dynamo's name?

Rip Bladerson

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Pray tell me, what is this blade dynamo's name?

I kinda like Blade Dynamo.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Send him Master Po screenshots

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

Torque Wheeler, when you left me I was but a learner, now I am the master.

You know this guy is serious because he has his courtroom shoes on.

 

[Clint Ruin]

remember simpler times when cow brain debating about Redditards on the People’s Court with Judge Hot Tamales was considered our peak.

Hearing a judge say "racists can enter contracts" on national TV while talking about cumias was only surpassed by Joe leaking revenge nudes of the judge who ruled in his favor. That still tops a lot of Pat content.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Lady di giving up anal on a junkyard door is a less embarrasing origin story

Lady Di lost her virginity in an abandoned building on a door. She gave up anal every weekend in the 80’s on the bench seat of her boyfriends car. Marion lost her virginity in a snowbank by the train. Fawkin Dansi101.

 

[Random username]

Pray tell me, what is this blade dynamo's name?

Swordy mccutsdeep

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Stabby McSlicendice

 

[Random username]

Stabby McSlicendice

And DICE, agooshhhhhh.

 

[guest]

Torque Wheeler has some back up of his own, be very afraid.

View attachment 52395

Imagine seeing this photoshoot in your neighborhood. If it was kids you'd probably just wave it off. But once you see the male pattern baldness...that For Sale sign is going up in the yard pronto.

Also, nice maroon pants, Jim Weimer.

 

[guest]

Hearing a judge say "racists can enter contracts" on national TV while talking about cumias was only surpassed by Joe leaking revenge nudes of the judge who ruled in his favor. That still tops a lot of Pat content.

Those were some spicy Cubana beefers.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Torque might consider taking a moment from judging blowjob contests to subdue this pretender to the throne. When you come at the king, you best not miss, son.