Dude just announce on stealthygeek that you're starting a car blog and ask them to subscribe! The fucking arrogance of this pig thinking he can build Torque from the ground up. He's such a talented tweeter that the 40k followers will eventually show up, it might just take a couple months.
Wassamatter piggy, are you feeling a tinge of shame having to make that announcement? Hey followers! I have an alterego named Torque Wheeler that's mostly pictures of BMWs I see around town! I'm pretending to be a Latino auto mechanic with 14,000+ clients so I can say insightful things like modern cars are built better than classic cars!
Or you can drop all that phony shit and just say automotive enthusiast Patrick Tomlinson is writing about cars and might try to do this professionally. The only ones who know about Torque are Niki and every internet troll. Think about it, you can just call us liars and say we made the whole Torque thing up.
Wassamatter piggy, are you feeling a tinge of shame having to make that announcement? Hey followers! I have an alterego named Torque Wheeler that's mostly pictures of BMWs I see around town! I'm pretending to be a Latino auto mechanic with 14,000+ clients so I can say insightful things like modern cars are built better than classic cars!
Or you can drop all that phony shit and just say automotive enthusiast Patrick Tomlinson is writing about cars and might try to do this professionally. The only ones who know about Torque are Niki and every internet troll. Think about it, you can just call us liars and say we made the whole Torque thing up.
