Torque hasn't written a blog post since January

[guest]

I miss his informative tutorials on how to use $10 Wal mart car wax in between ordering young men to their deaths in Ukraine and rallying his troops to kill people in the streets over abortion. I guess the Comfortable Couch General must be busy.

He also still has the boilerplate footer from his shitty wordpress theme with the mismatched font awesome icons lol

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[LockedHDD__Pot]

Did Rick admit he was Torque or did I imagine that?

 

[CompoundBasement]

He's probably using it as a trap to log IPs thinking it's all "prison, stlaker" evidence.

 

[guest]

Did Rick admit he was Torque or did I imagine that?

Yes. I don't have the tweet but he pinned it for a while and it got like 2 retweets from his 50,000+ "followers". He was also childing people from the Torque Wheeler account almost immediately after we discovered him.

 

[Convict Wyzz]

Torque Wheeler stretched all my available holes back in the summer of 2002 and now he’s writing blog posts like nothing happened??

Awful man.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Torque Wheeler stretched all my available holes back in the summer of 2002 and now he’s writing blog posts like nothing happened??

Awful man.

I really need to change this name...

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I just can't get over the lameness that is "Torque Wheeler"

 

[cliveowen]

He's probably using it as a trap to log IPs thinking it's all "prison, stlaker" evidence.

That's the only explanation right? We only found it because he"accidentally" included a post in one of his text msg copy pastes. Not even Pat could be that dumb?

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Yes. I don't have the tweet but he pinned it for a while and it got like 2 retweets from his 50,000+ "followers". He was also childing people from the Torque Wheeler account almost immediately after we discovered him.

That makes his 'conceived on the back seat...' story even more ridiculous

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Torque Wheeler sounds like a WWF jobber from 1995. That's some good shit.

 

[N64 Cube]

He knows we’re watching. It’s in his best interests that he leaves it alone

 

[Will Tate]

Also don't forget that this was discovered because Pat texted that Reddit guy the wrong copy/paste in this phone's notepad, instead of "prison, stlaker," it was Torque's logline. His idiocy is a fucking superpower.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

The Porque Squealer account always got a nigga ribs.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

I need to replace the wiper blades on my Super Duty and could really use a Torque walk-through video. Why is he silent when I need him the most?

 

[guest]

Also don't forget that this was discovered because Pat texted that Reddit guy the wrong copy/paste in this phone's notepad, instead of "prison, stlaker," it was Torque's logline. His idiocy is a fucking superpower.

The way he tried to play it off was so funny and dumb. It's up there with saying there was a bunch of steel in the building that interfered with his signal. Master of improv, this guy.

Smooth, Rick. They won't suspect a thing.

 

[CuntFucker .]

This was already enough to make me laugh.

 

[Antwan Kumiya]

Almost like Ricky is a drunk fat unemployed layabout that doesn’t finish any project he starts…

 

[PickleRickle]

I like that you guys took this away from him.

 

[SFWA liaison]

because he's been busy writing the Tiny TIm book

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

The fact that he pasted a quote from his blog into a text confirmed my suspicions that he does fucking everything on his phone and never leaves the couch.