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Then went to a second coffee shop right next door to the starbucks and got an iced coffee. Happy Wednesday, boys.
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Took a shit in a Starbucks bathroom and left without buying anything
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It is funny that they won’t kick people out so homeless people started hanging out in them and actively ruining their sales. Nice policy, stupids.
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So you live in your car?
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Sometimes you gotta shit between when you leave the house and when you get to work. I would expect you of all people to understand that, scatster
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Couldn't even tell you the last time I had to shit in a public bathroom. Even when working, I have my own private bathroom. Make sure you chew thoroughly.
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It's never a pleasant experience but sometimes "nature calls" and one must reluctantly answer the phone and then take an awful, hurried shit in a starbucks
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makes me think of the time I ate a bag of Wendy's inside a McDonalds
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Howard Schultz welcomes that kind of shit. (But I think only if it's black--the subhuman noncustomer or the stool, I'm not sure which.)
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Only if my anal sphincter had been permanently loosened by some type of habitual activity, fagster.
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If you weren't supposed to put things up there, it wouldn't be called a 'hole'. And that's just facts and logic.
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Another terrible shitting tale: years ago back in NYC, I was leaving from mrs. gaynuts' place in park slope for work in the morning. We tried those super spicy meme korean buldak noodles the night before, which fucking sucked by the way. I'm on the train heading into Manhattan when all of the sudden, the noodles hit me hard. I was getting the cold sweats and everything. I was going to shit my pants unless i took action immediately. I disembark at Jay Street-Metrotech and find the public bathroom in the station. I proceed to blast molten lava diarrhea into the toilet while some crackhead washes up in the sink and the crackhead got a raw end of the deal there with the stink i was generating. Not good, man
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anybody here ever poop in a gas station bathroom?
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I had an employee that would masturbate on shift in gas station bathrooms, the road house style ones where truckers stop to eat and refuel. Then one day after wanking he went to open the door and sliced his hand open on a razor blade someone had glued to the back of the handle.anybody here ever poop in a gas station bathroom?
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I once took a very nasty smelling shit at a Dave n Busters toilet, but not before cutting farts whenever I’d pass a group of people eating.
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Anyone ever need to get out of their car and just shit in the woods on the highway? SNIFFFFFF
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Always keep napkins in your glove box cause boy, they don't make leaves like they used to
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The one good thing niggers gave us
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Happy cat noise Wednesday, everybody!
Happy cat noise Wednesday, everybody!