Tommy Two Suck, Gay Rodeo Clown

[RickiLeaks]

Submitter found this on r/GayCowboys; top weekly submission on that sub they say. Why isn't Patrick proud of his father? Tommy made a lot of men very happy back in his rodeo stall gloryhole days, an achievement that a gay son like Rick should frankly be proud of.

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[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I heard ole Tommy can drain a Bulls ballsack with just one lick and suck.

 

[HomeRunCumia]

This doesn't read like Patty to me at all...

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

"I'm going to deal with the dangerous stalkers by a engaging them in conversation and adding 15 paragraphs of my own."

I don't know how even casual folks on the finge of this wouldn't find him even a bit fascinating.

 

[Steve Ramone]

I like when Tommy laughs and slaps his gut and says he wishes they made diet cum because the sperm bank is getting full.

 

[sShenaniganz]

Pat thinks homosexuality is "shameful"? Very problematic!

 

[The Talking Dead]

This doesn't read like Patty to me at all...

He does seem to have a little more energy to come up with something other than his copypasta threats compared to usual but that could be because he thinks his Tiny Tim book is about to come out and take America by storm.

 

[Spook]

 

[HomeRunCumia]

He does seem to have a little more energy to come up with something other than his copypasta threats compared to usual but that could be because he thinks his Tiny Tim book is about to come out and take America by storm.

Not just saying new things, it doesn't seem like the way he structures his sentences at all...

 

[Reginald The Florist]

He does seem to have a little more energy to come up with something other than his copypasta threats compared to usual but that could be because he thinks his Tiny Tim book is about to come out and take America by storm.

He’s drunk. Notice the spelling mistakes.

My theory is that these long responses call when Pat is drunk and brooding. Then some stlaker texts him and he thinks “time to really teach this guy a lesson”.

 

[TommyPopesGrandma]

You know that story where they had to pump 2 liters of semen out of Rod Stewart's stomach after he met some Navy boys at a bar?
I heard it was actually just Tommy 2suc with a long silly straw and not paramedics who saved Sir Rod's life.

 

[Petworth dude]

My dad was in the Navy in the Vietnam era. Does that mean he also sucked cock?

 

[stealthygeek]

Simply say "confusion" again, stupid.

 

[RoTheHo69]

That's rather homophobic to call these sexual fantasies "shameful" no?
He said confusion twice lol.

 

[Bigsmooth]

My dad was in the Navy in the Vietnam era. Does that mean he also sucked cock?

Many Ladyboys

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Reminder: Tommy Tomlinson won the title of 'Mr. Gloryhole, Wisconsin' for 8 years straight in the late 70s and early 80s.

Men in the northern midwest still call a blowjob from a stranger a 'Tommy T'.

 

[Guff]

Nobody could lighten a weary travellers load like “Tornado Tongue” Tommy Tomlinson.

He drained their balls, you see.

 

[goo gobbler]

the way he says "this is where your life ended" reminds me of that game real lives

you were born to a blue collar family in hacksensack, nj
you started employment as a construction worker with a container of coffee
you started listening to opie and anthony
you text messaged a science fiction author, this is where your life ended

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Pat should be proud that ol' Tommy Tomlinson sucked off that many men to completion, and for no money. Rodeo clowning made a lot of money back in the 80s.

 

[sShenaniganz]

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That's gay