Tommy Tomlinson: Satan Worshiper & child trafficker

Satan actually impregnated Mr Tomlinson, and Patrick was birthed from his rectum into a toilet. Patty Boy was supposed to be the anti-Christ, but when he fell out of his father's ass, he smashed his head on the porcelain. He was rendered an autistic faggot, and Lucifer abandoned his plans, leaving the Patrick Tomlinson we all know today.
 
Satan actually impregnated Mr Tomlinson, and Patrick was birthed from his rectum into a toilet. Patty Boy was supposed to be the anti-Christ, but when he fell out of his father's ass, he smashed his head on the porcelain. He was rendered an autistic faggot, and Lucifer abandoned his plans, leaving the Patrick Tomlinson we all know today.
Is that where that forehead scar comes from? Well, I’ll be...
 
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