Tom Tomlinson - Draft Dodger

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Nice Name, Stupid graduates high school in 1967, in the height of the Vietnam conflict. At the time, there was not a draft lottery, nor draft exemptions for married men without children.

Fatrick has a list of dubious jobs that Nice Name, Stupid was an expert in…including shooting counselor. Yet military veteran never seems to make the list.

Knowing Nice Name, Stupid unlikely went to college, I can only conclude one thing - he dodged the draft.

And yet, that’s not the most shameful thing the Tomlinson Klan has foisted upon America.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

That nigga was 4F without a doubt

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

That nigga was 4F without a doubt

Yeah. Fat Fucking Fat Faggot.

Did I mention Fat?

 

[fusciasomething]

We should abolish all cities and counties

 

[guest]

 

[Meownaw]

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He can't even agree with Trump in the most basic of takes. He is such a miserable prick.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I remember liberals LOVED the “Cadet Bone Spurs” name to dump on Trump until they realized Biden did the same thing to get out of serving. Oopsie Doodles!

 

[RobertMewler]

Except Nice Name, Stupid turns out not to be Pig's father. He's just some drunk driving draft dodger. We gotta find the real dude, Tom Gregory Tomlinson. My soul needs to complete the puzzle. Edit: I was wrong in every detail, child.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Except Nice Name, Stupid turns out not to be Pig's father. He's just some drunk driving draft dodger. We gotta find the real dude, Tom Gregory Tomlinson. My soul needs to complete the puzzle.

Still, Pat's dad is almost certainly also a draft dodger since Pat has never mentioned his service even once, which he absolutely would do.

 

[SFWA liaison]

did the army have a policy against enlisting pedophiles?

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

did the army have a policy against enlisting pedophiles?

they didn't allow homosexuals in the military at that time.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Who do you think took that picture of the naked gook girl running down the road?

That’s right. Paul Weimer.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Whats his birthday?

Draft Lottery results for the Vietnam War in 1969

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If its in the top 195 of this list, that is definitely suspect

 

[Udders]

I have cursory knowledge at best so I could be way wrong but if you enlist before being drafted you wouldn't be on that list.

 

[Phish]

they didn't allow homosexuals in the military at that time.

Could you really dodge the war just by saying you were a fag? I know back then it was, rightfully so, highly highly frowned upon but still sounds better than getting napalmed in the jungle with a buncha nips and stepping on punji sticks.

 

[guest]

Don't they have an IQ cutoff point of 85 or something?

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Don't they have an IQ cutoff point of 85 or something?

They let German Shepherds in the military, but no Irish or Tomlinsons.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Could you really dodge the war just by saying you were a fag? I know back then it was, rightfully so, highly highly frowned upon but still sounds better than getting napalmed in the jungle with a buncha nips and stepping on punji sticks.

Thats what Bruce Springsteen did

 

[SFWA liaison]

January 11th 1949 is his DOB, someone check if that makes him a draft dodger, I don't know how that shit worked

 

[LongIslandchomper]

January 11th 1949 is his DOB, someone check if that makes him a draft dodger, I don't know how that shit worked

For men born 1944-50, the highest lottery number called for their age group was 125. Slippery Tommy's number was 329, so it looks like he skated.