Today i’m going to eat EGGWHITES

[Sue Lightning]

THEY JUST MAKE MY TUMMY SO UPSET…PERFECT FOR MAKING STINKY GASSERS TO BLOW IN OPIES FACE, THE FFFUCKING SCCCCUMBAG WHO MOTHERFUCKEEED ME BY GETTING ME A JOB

TEE HEE TEE HEE

 

[FingerofGod]

Unfortunately he’s also a huge faggot, but Nick Mullen had some good smashings of the worm on twitter before his original account got banned. Main one I remember was something about him getting arugula salads flown into Sirius by helicopter every morning.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I dont know if was the beef jerky or the homemade pizza but Ive been ripping some impressive farts this morning.

 

[Single Action Army]

Why didn't he hire a real nutritionist/trainer? And not Steve's retarded wife.

Norton would decide something completely based on neuroticism then go seeking professionals to confirm and entertain those world views.

A lot of people do that, the more I think about it.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Why didn't he hire a real nutritionist/trainer? And not Steve's retarded wife.

Norton would decide something completely based on neuroticism then go seeking professionals to confirm and entertain those world views.

A lot of people do that, the more I think about it.

He’s a fucking tard. His weight loss strategy was no sugars and nothing about calories. This lead him to drink vegetable juice concoctions and eat egg whites. Compiled with nauseating rants about how he ate too much pretzels last night.

 

[Single Action Army]

He’s a fucking tard. His weight loss strategy was no sugars and nothing about calories. This lead him to drink vegetable juice concoctions and eat egg whites. Compiled with nauseating rants about how he ate too much pretzels last night.

A common trait amongst people who constantly complain about their weight and what food does to them is their complete and utter refusal to excercise.

They act like it's some constant hell nightmare of confusion and failed willpower. Drink a Coke and then go swim some laps, stupid. It's that simple.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I always assumed "egg whites" was code for semen.

 

[Single Action Army]

I always assumed "egg whites" was code for semen.

Would probably have more nutritional value tbh

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Peckas]

Why didn't he hire a real nutritionist/trainer? And not Steve's retarded wife.

Norton would decide something completely based on neuroticism then go seeking professionals to confirm and entertain those world views.

A lot of people do that, the more I think about it.

Because Norton wanted a woman trainer I’m sure his weird fetishes didn’t enter into it.