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Tips for getting laid

Riccardo Bosi

has janny powers
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Best pickup line I heard was actually from noted faggot Jim Norton. Go to a bar, either talk to a girl patron or waitress and ask "hey do you know where the bathroom is?" and after she points it out, say "good, because I really have to take a shit". 100% can guarantee that it filters out girls who have no sense of humour and can at least get you chatting.
 

chewtoyrapist

Comin for that ass, nigga.
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Just sit at the bar and fawkin broooooood, man. It's a waiting game for that chick who sees a deep and disturbed man she can fix, but spider always catches his fly heh hehhhhhhh, yessir.

I'm just joking, I would almost never get laid if it wasn't for dating apps and fat girls with low self-esteem.
 
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