Tinder date

[guest]

2 people sitting near me in this sushi bar are on a tinder date.

I can tell because

- the woman is really fat an ugly
- the guy is wearing a marvel shirt
- the guy is wearing a hat indoors (insecure, doesnt want her to know he is bald)

He also has first date conversation energy. I feel bad for them both.

I'm gonna ask them lol.

Okay, just asked if theyre on a tinder date. They paused and the girl awkwardly laughed and then the guy said "bumble".

That was awkward.

Anyway...

 

[guest]

Shes one of those really big black bees.

 

[LingerLonger]

Tell him to take his hat off like Tony Soprano did and stand over him menacingly.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

Tell him to take his hat off like Tony Soprano did and stand over him menacingly.

You gotta bumblebee ona your hat