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"Actually I'm a lesbian, Rutherford"
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Three minutes into sex
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doesn't matter, had sex
edit: thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
edit: thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
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That's what the judge said.
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The narwhal bacons at midnight. Take all of my upvotes you mad individual!
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Doesn’t matter, you’re still getting raped.
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I was kiddddddinggggggg! Look at the pelicans! Fly pelican fly!!
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If this is from your arranged marriage fiancee, I think you're going to be just fine.
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three minutes into?
who the fuck is this stud
who the fuck is this stud
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I've cum so fast that I told a girl, "listen- i'm not ready for this...I just broke up with a girl I really liked, and it's too soon for me. I hope you understand" as a fake cope because they didn't know that I came in my pants
she did buy it
EDIT: i didn't adlib that line...i actually workshopped it before hand because I knew It was going to happen
she did buy it
EDIT: i didn't adlib that line...i actually workshopped it before hand because I knew It was going to happen
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Three minutes into sex... my wife walks in on us 
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What was his name?
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One time I did the classic give myself a break pullout, and she was like no you cant cum yet and tries shoving it back in her cooter.
Thats what Im trying to avoid you retard.
Thats what Im trying to avoid you retard.
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How entitled is this bitch...
And if genders were reversed, try avoiding criminal charges! Sad.
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You should press rape charges, PFG bit.