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This sure does make a lot more sense now

The Talking Dead

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"DON'T YOU KNOW I HAVE A BUSINESS TO RUN, CHILD!! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SWAT THE OTHER HALF OF MY HOVEL! THIS COULD GET ME DELISTED FROM AIRBNB AND THEN HOW WILL I PAY QUASI?! DO THE MINIMUM OF YOUR JOBS!!!!" 🐷🐽
 

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What if they were doing Airbnb with a different account or under Niki's name? He could have created a new account to purge some bad reviews.

Or he could've used another platform. Is Airbnb the only choice when it comes to renting out property? It's too perfect that that was the only swatting to that part of the hovel and he was this incensed about it.
 

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He also may have known he was going to open it up (his big plan to pay Quasi) and was freaking out that the door had been opened for the cops to go to the wrong place.

Thankfully they never did, which is a sign of a good police department that you would never file a lawsuit against
 

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If I'm paying $2 for a cheeseburger I don't get too upset when the cheese is halfway on the burger.

If I'm paying $50 to SWAT myself I'm gonna be a little pissed when the guy I'm paying can't even get my address right when he's done it 10 times before.


I STAND WITH SELF SWATTER PAT
 
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