This made me think of Patrick

[HotDogJoe]

I can imagine Niki feeling the same way about piggle tits if she wasn't such a lazy, worthless layabout herself. Just replace 'Reddit moderator' with 'very important Twitter firebrand'.

 

[guest]

This is legitimately what Patrick thinks about his tweeting. "My ideas need to be seen by as many people as possible. I'm doing a greater service to the world by imparting my intelligence to the world via Twitter than by getting an actual job and contributing to society and paying taxes instead of being a welfare bum."

 

[guest]

There is no way this guy wasn't a huge faggot when she married him. Your getting what you deserve, cunt.

 

[guest]

This is legitimately what Patrick thinks about his tweeting. "My ideas need to be seen by as many people as possible. I'm doing a greater service to the world by imparting my intelligence to the world via Twitter than by getting an actual job and contributing to society and paying taxes instead of being a welfare bum."

It's also why he doesn't leave the couch to protest. He really believes he's making a difference by fucking Tweeting. What a dummy. Fat too.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

There is no way this guy wasn't a huge faggot when she married him. Your getting what you deserve, cunt.

Guaranteed he's covered in cartoon tattoos with an unkempt beard, glasses, and soyboy grimace.

 

[BudDickman]

I hate to sound like a KF user, but this guy sounds even more pathetic than Pat (I know, blasphemy). At least Pat can pretend that constantly using Twitter is generating book sales somehow. Actually, nevermind. Pat is worse because he wasted $125k+ and made everyone in his life a target for harassment.