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This liverpudlian man says he knows exactly how to ANNIHILATE us

alkiefuck2

don't call me scarface
I've got a cheek to talk but the liverpudlian/scouse accent is the worst I've ever heard. Clear your throats, stupids. Phlegmy fucks
 

TorpidSloth

I've got a cheek to talk but the liverpudlian/scouse accent is the worst I've ever heard. Clear your throats, stupids. Phlegmy fucks
They're properly up their own arses too a lot of them. They talk about themselves and Liverpool with a reverence that is very un-British. They all "have hearts of gold" and "will do anything for each other" - which is funny because you go there and it's basically 3rd generation Irish pikeys killing schoolkids over drug territory disputes and heavily made-up slappers pissing in the gutter at half ten on a Friday night.
 

Dog Eater

Paint Tin ASMR Enjoyer
They're properly up their own arses too a lot of them. They talk about themselves and Liverpool with a reverence that is very un-British. They all "have hearts of gold" and "will do anything for each other" - which is funny because you go there and it's basically 3rd generation Irish pikeys killing schoolkids over drug territory disputes and heavily made-up slappers pissing in the gutter at half ten on a Friday night.
I enjoy Jeremy Clarkson’s liverpudlian impression. That’s all I’ve got.
 

alkiefuck2

don't call me scarface
They're properly up their own arses too a lot of them. They talk about themselves and Liverpool with a reverence that is very un-British. They all "have hearts of gold" and "will do anything for each other" - which is funny because you go there and it's basically 3rd generation Irish pikeys killing schoolkids over drug territory disputes and heavily made-up slappers pissing in the gutter at half ten on a Friday night.
Again, I've got a cheek. Glasgow's more or less the same. Enjoy laddys

 
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