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Some of it is embellished for artistic purposes but the worst parts are based in reality. This one hurt a bit to put down on paper.
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Some of it is embellished for artistic purposes but the worst parts are based in reality. This one hurt a bit to put down on paper.
"Mornin' with Turk mended all the CHH Beans fences Now that Fetterman's finally come to his senses Turns out he doesn't find it gross I like the the doo doo He's more concerned about my daughters being good jews I praised him for his empathy and understanding The kind words he had for my girls was outstanding He's become close to them like the uncle they once had 'Before cancer took him from 'em and me and made them sad Then Fetterman did the ultimate heal turn He touched my girls privates and took pictures like a perv My father taught me an eye for an eye But I decided I had to give CQ a dirt nap His bullying of me on Owen A is about to be a wrap! CQ Beans on his walk to the station Port Authority New Yawk be the location Eagerly headin' towards his final destination Thinking we about to socialize in person and build up his recognition Rides the train out to Rockland territory. Bouncin' over to Nyack for a slice and a couple story CHH already at the crime scene All of this unbeknownst to Q Beans Hellhole lies in wait with a weapon He throws a bit of doody and gets CQ Beans in his sights He let's out a boyish chuckle and ends his life CQ Beans I love you CQ Beans I'll miss you CQ Beans I'll fuck you CQ Beans let's just get a steak. Saturday December 14th 8pm GSP I love you
Oh, it’s happening. I’m just kinda hoping that’s not really him in that photo. Well, if I get my ass kicked at least @Turk February will get some good content. He’s been slacking lately.Unable to listen because iPhone, so I’m just gonna have to give @CQ Beans the win for fun. I’m loving the “will they, won’t they” angle you guys are working. It’s like “Moonlighting” except Bruce Willis and Cybill Shepard are both faggots.
Some of it is embellished for artistic purposes but the worst parts are based in reality. This one hurt a bit to put down on paper.
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