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Maybe this one is more up your alley, if you catch my drift, Suester.I’ve never seen Top Gun. Punching out funster
I really needed you that day, brother.![]()
SUUUUUUUEEEEEEEE!!!!
According to Naval tradition, Meg Ryan's flapjacksters are now your responsibility. I'm so sorry, Danverick.
So why the less gay version?
Don’t lecture me, funster. I’ll put you on blast on my show.So why the less gay version?
I've seen about half of it. It really is as homoerotic as everyone says.I’ve never seen Top Gun. Punching out funster
At what point did you cum?I've seen about half of it. It really is as homoerotic as everyone says.
About halfway through, going by his post.At what point did you cum?
I now realize that saying I stopped watching it around half way does make it seem like I blew a load and turned it off. I was watching it with my buddy who thought it was a classic that I should see and I was just like "I'm turning this off, man. It's super gay."At what point did you cum?
I like the scene where the Danverick goes to Sue Lightning's house for dinner, and after they have sweaty unprotected anal sex with each other with Take my Breath Away in the background over gratuitous penetration shots with soft blue lighting, Abester.I now realize that saying I stopped watching it around half way does make it seem like I blew a load and turned it off. I was watching it with my buddy who thought it was a classic that I should see and I was just like "I'm turning this off, man. It's super gay."
You think jews would make movies and TV shows destigmatizing and normalizing homoeroticism? You guys and your crazy conspiracy theoriesI now realize that saying I stopped watching it around half way does make it seem like I blew a load and turned it off. I was watching it with my buddy who thought it was a classic that I should see and I was just like "I'm turning this off, man. It's super gay."
I tapped out ~20 minutes in during the scene they’re all at the bar together. The whole thing felt like a lead up to a gay porno that never happensI've seen about half of it. It really is as homoerotic as everyone says.
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