This is fucking proof he's lying about everything. Not that anyone here needs it. Man, I hate how journalists take Pat's word for an easy article.

[guest]

Someone stealing Pat's parcel... an actual crime with actual evidence.

He wont blame staIkers for this because it's REAL. It's a real incident with a random criminal.

I fucking hate him.

Credit to Honey Badger for finding this btw

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Just like when those misunderstood young African-American boys borrowed his phone and forgot to return it. He never mentions real shit that happens to him on Twitter. Lying fat cunt.

 

[Meownaw]

Someone stealing Pat's parcel... an actual crime with actual evidence.

He wont blame staIkers for this because it's REAL. It's a real incident with a random criminal.

I fucking hate him.

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So they dust the moped for prints but not the railing that the guy is gripping to find him? Sounds a bit far fetched to me.

 

[UnPRePared]

Fatlock is on the case.

 

[guest]

Rick should call the police out to take a report / SWATT himself.

 

[guest]

"Really? 4:30 in the afternoon?"

Yes, Patrick. Stealing packages is a crime of opportunity and most of those opportunities are in afternoon hours right after a package has been delivered and just before the recipient arrives home / realizes the package has arrived. He is so fucking stupid.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

"Really? 4:30 in the afternoon?"

Yes, Patrick. Stealing packages is a crime of opportunity and most of those opportunities are in afternoon hours right after a package has been delivered and just before the recipient arrives home / realizes the package has arrived. He is so fucking stupid.

Pat thinks of 4:30 in the afternoon as “Hurry up and act like I’ve been applying for jobs” time before Niki gets home from the office. He certainly doesn’t have time to steal from others’ porches when he’s fused to his fart couch. Nor would his knees be able to support him through such activity.

 

[Stent]

I hope the guy likes his new star wars lightsaber chopsticks.

 

[guest]

Imagine stealing a package off of a porch thinking it might be an expensive phone or something, then you open it up and its a Captain America dildo.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I’m sure this is Jeff Bezos’ fault and Pat has already demanded a replacement Baby Yoda Funko Pop.

 

[guest]

Nice stealthy "lean"...

 

[Meownaw]

"Really? 4:30 in the afternoon?"

Yes, Patrick. Stealing packages is a crime of opportunity and most of those opportunities are in afternoon hours right after a package has been delivered and just before the recipient arrives home / realizes the package has arrived. He is so fucking stupid.

To be fair all thieves wait until 2 AM when the owners are asleep and never picked up the package when it was delivered at 4PM. What a fucking idiot.

 

[FurBurger]

"Really? 4:30 in the afternoon?"

Yes, Patrick. Stealing packages is a crime of opportunity and most of those opportunities are in afternoon hours right after a package has been delivered and just before the recipient arrives home / realizes the package has arrived. He is so fucking stupid.

Patrick has no theory of mind, and is incapable of imagining why someone else would do something.

This is somewhat of a liability for a writer, and explains why he's only sold somewhere in the region of 7,000 books in his seven-year career.

Just to put that in perspective, here's an 8 year old girl who sold 32,000 boxes of girl scout cookies in three months. Since she couldn't set up in front of stores due to Covid, she worked out of a stand in front of her house.

Way to handsell, little lady!

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

explains why he's only sold somewhere in the region of 7,000 books in his seven-year career.

That’s charitable. I don’t think he’s been interested in making any money since the judge said he owes Quasi nearly $40k. All he wants is to spend himself and his wife bankrupt again.

 

[SFWA liaison]

I know the guy who did it and the parcel contained anal beads specifically designed for male anuses. Pat's a homo.

 

[EraGodless]

Someone stealing Pat's parcel... an actual crime with actual evidence.

He wont blame staIkers for this because it's REAL. It's a real incident with a random criminal.

I fucking hate him.

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Credit to Honey Badger for finding this btw

Pretty sure it's the lead singer for Puddle of Mudd.