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This is coming from a dunce with a 1.7GPA

BudDickman

I don't know anything about quantum computers and have no clue how far they are from being useful. So this is all "stargazing" pop-science bullcrap as far I'm concerned.

The first application of them will probably be in the field of encryption and network security, to break weaker encryption schemes and come up with stronger ones.

Pat's knowledge of network security is so primitive, that he thinks it is suspicious that communications between Trump businesses and financial institutions were encrypted:


Nevermind that your communication with Twitter.com to download that retarded tweet was also encrypted (https).

Pat also thinks "boner1" is a good password.
 

TorqueWheeler

Dan doesn't have a penis. I. Do.
I’m sure Pat will get back to that just as soon as he’s finally figured out how to finish this.

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NoBacon

ENDUT! HOCH HECH!
I don't know anything about quantum computers and have no clue how far they are from being useful. So this is all "stargazing" pop-science bullcrap as far I'm concerned.

The first application of them will probably be in the field of encryption and network security, to break weaker encryption schemes and come up with stronger ones.

Pat's knowledge of network security is so primitive, that he thinks it is suspicious that communications between Trump businesses and financial institutions were encrypted:


Nevermind that your communication with Twitter.com to download that retarded tweet was also encrypted (https).

Pat also thinks "boner1" is a good password.

IIRC Patrick confused sha256 encryption with 256 bits, when talking about Bitcoin.

Which is mistaking the number 256 with the power to 256, which is the difference between 256 and 110,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000


The sun will enter it's Red
Giant phase, expanding in
size to engulf Mercury,
Venus, and possibly Earth
in about this many years:
5,400,000,000,000,000,
 

BudDickman

IIRC Patrick confused sha256 encryption with 256 bits, when talking about Bitcoin.

Which is mistaking the number 256 with the power to 256, which is the difference between 256 and 110,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000


The sun will enter it's Red
Giant phase, expanding in
size to engulf Mercury,
Venus, and possibly Earth
in about this many years:
5,400,000,000,000,000,
Do you have the tweet? He tweets so much about Bitcoin that it is impossible to find.

By the way, sha256 is a hashing algorithm as opposed to an encryption algorithm, but I think I get what you're saying. Pat is a fat retard.
 
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Researchers have announced they have made a new breakthrough in quantum scales that will one day allow them to weigh Patrick Tomlinson.
That answer is out there already, in pounds he is more than Graham's number but his weight is harder to calculate than a Ramsey number giving the variable of beer and brats he may consume and how much weight is shit out after a morning liquidy shit.
 
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