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This is actually the type of joke a brothaman would crack

ThePepsiColaRapist

Dan doesn’t have a penis. I. Do.
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Which is to say that its ableist and deeply problematic

Please report.





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Professor Rape

You're not stupid. You're not an idiot.
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That's actually not how the monkey's paw works, you'd think as a reader he'd know that. It doesn't twist your wish because you don't word it correctly, it gives you what you want just at a horrible expense.

But he stole the joke anyway.

The monkey's paw doesn't give you a wish with side effects, it doesn't give you a wish that breaks reality, it gives you a wish that occurs naturally, but the process that it occurs with is the consequence.
 
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