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This guy sold me a cursed dagger in a Tavern
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He sold me a Monkeys Paw from a Cave.
I had to solve his riddles three, or back to Dumfries I would be.
Is that real? Did he really sod his entire scalp?
I was a big fan of whomever was behind the BaldOpie Twitter account
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I heard someone rubbed an empty Bud Light bottle, he popped out and offered them three wishes.
Dani: I check out the egg-shaped object
DM: Roll for arcana
D20 rolls a 12
DM: You find the egg is rubbery and has an accessory battery compartment. You can't identify any magical enchantments or properties. You feel Nana accelerate and sweating as he sees you interacting with it in her periphery.
Dani: I ask him if this is for vibration purposes.
DM: Roll insight
D20 rolls a 2
DM: Nana nervously utters "uuuh the egg somehow opens up and you stick your dick in it". You consider it truth.
Where the FUCK is my bag of holding? FUCK
DM: Roll for arcana
D20 rolls a 12
DM: You find the egg is rubbery and has an accessory battery compartment. You can't identify any magical enchantments or properties. You feel Nana accelerate and sweating as he sees you interacting with it in her periphery.
Dani: I ask him if this is for vibration purposes.
DM: Roll insight
D20 rolls a 2
DM: Nana nervously utters "uuuh the egg somehow opens up and you stick your dick in it". You consider it truth.
Where the FUCK is my bag of holding? FUCK
I used to be a radio show host. Then I took a nigger to the career.
I always heard it was dboy or Danny