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This guy lives in his car.

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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Even taking it as far as the weirdo "van life" people, all I can ever think about is how their vehicles definitely smell like freshly harvested honey.
I listened to more of this than I should have. His buddy gave him a job and he said that he thought he would be making cabinets not moving heavy shit around so he quit. Obviously you need some experience to be useful at making cabinets.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I listened to more of this than I should have. His buddy gave him a job and he said that he thought he would be making cabinets not moving heavy shit around so he quit. Obviously you need some experience to be useful at making cabinets.
Lmao cabinet making is super fine carpentry. It's not like framing, it's easy to fuck up and there's not much room for fucking up. Unless this guy has actually done it before he's a fucking retard for even making that assumption.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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Lmao cabinet making is super fine carpentry. It's not like framing, it's easy to fuck up and there's not much room for fucking up. Unless this guy has actually done it before he's a fucking retard for even making that assumption.
I know haha. I’m assuming that he has no experience because otherwise he would have brought it up. He seems intent on selling portraits by the beach. I’m sure that’s a good idea instead of seeking gainful employment.
 

Professor Rape

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I know haha. I’m assuming that he has no experience because otherwise he would have brought it up. He seems intent on selling portraits by the beach. I’m sure that’s a good idea instead of seeking gainful employment.
He said at one point he was selling "jokes" in LA. Like, selling them to strangers on the street. Not to shows.

Help me josh... I'll roast ya for $5
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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He said at one point he was selling "jokes" in LA. Like, selling them to strangers on the street. Not to shows.

Help me josh... I'll roast ya for $5
I don’t even understand the logic of that. If you tell them the joke ahead of time then why would they pay you? And otherwise you’re giving a stranger $5 for a presumably terrible and unoriginal joke.
 
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