This fat sack of shit only managed to grow a piece of broccoli and proudly claims it a “harvest”

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Absolutely pathetic. Broccoli is easy as shit to grow…

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

I'm sure it taste like exhaust and nigger pee.

 

[Turk February]

now to batter it, bread it, cover it in brown sugar, deep fry it, melt some american cheese on it, serve it with ranch dressing, and pat has a delicious healthy snack.

 

[guest]

He can't do anything right

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Wow 5 months for $3 worth of produce. Thats not even a head of broccoli. Its a single piece.

 

[guest]

Wow 5 months for $3 worth of produce. Thats not even a head of broccoli. Its a single piece.

I bet you anything he just stuck seeds in the dirt and watered it a few times. No testing the soil pH, no turning, no compost, nothing. He's as lazy as he is stupid.

 

[SFWA liaison]

Patrick Tomlinson is a gardening influencer.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I bet you anything he just stuck seeds in the dirt and watered it a few times. No testing the soil pH, no turning, no compost, nothing. He's as lazy as he is stupid.

That little patch of dirt has been depleted of nutrients for years on top of him using salt around it as weed control. Its only good for peppers and weeds. Not even carrots can produce in that dead ground.

 

[King of OnAForums]

He should start a YouTube channel called "Back Alley Dumpster Harvests." Everyone's heard of urban farming, but have you heard of ghetto farming? Using McDonalds scraps, jenkem, and coon pee as compost.

 

[guest]

That little patch of dirt has been depleted of nutrients for years on top of him using salt around it as weed control. Its only good for peppers and weeds. Not even carrots can produce in that dead ground.

He could always dig it up, add new soil, mow and weed the little patch of grass he calls a lawn. God knows he has the time. He's just as lazy as hell. Of course, he'd have to take pictures of every stage and upload them to X to get e-ass pats from other useless cunts.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

Thanks for this update

 

[AliceWorquer]

I didn't know you could grow broccoli in individual florets

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

What would Pat even do with a vegetable

 

[Mike Glyer]

I'm sure it taste like exhaust and nigger pee.

I say that every time I see Niki.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Patrick Tomlinson is a gardening influencer.

@BarkPealer
Over 20000 happy gardenists in 50 countries.

 

[DMbA]

It's probably hard as shit

So he used to be able to grow veggies enough to feed penny eaters family, now he can't grow shit, what a mystery

 

[quasi101]

Who ?

 

[greasyfuckinpig]

He should start a YouTube channel called "Back Alley Dumpster Harvests." Everyone's heard of urban farming, but have you heard of ghetto farming? Using McDonalds scraps, jenkem, and coon pee as compost.

You’ll never see a scrap of McDonald’s laying around at the Tomlinson hovel.