This coon’s body of work outside of The Wire is embarrassing

[Mr. Faggotry]

Has there been a more hyped up actor that has appeared in nothing besides dog shit for two decades but still gets treated like royalty?

 

[HeyItsVos]

He starred in a movie that lost in the box office to a Dragonball Z movie. He should kill himself or at least go back to being a bouncer.

 

[bantadant]

But he was on the office- the favorite show of unfunny faggots everywhere!

 

[guest]

He RUINED the Dark Tower movie! Fucking NIGGER!


Nah it sucked anyway.

 

[DMbA]

I remember he was runner up for 007, then they keep the worst bond ever just so they won't have a nigger bond hehe

 

[HH Brother]

I remember he was runner up for 007, then they keep the worst bond ever just so they won't have a nigger bond hehe

I never understood the appeal of Craig, Normal-me-ster. And we now know, he was a closeted homo the whole time.

Hasn't been a good Bond film since Goldeneye.

 

[eggfeller]

he gets overhyped because he’s the most box-safe nigthrob for white women. he’s

 

[LingerLonger]

Every once in a while Hollywood gets some person that they want to push either into the stratosphere like Leonardo DiCaprio or Tom Cruise. Or they get someone whom they fail to make famous but instead never give up until the person is no longer breathing. Idris Elba, Ryan Reynolds, The Rock, Kevin Hart, Seth Rogan, and a few others. They will get a hit here and there but fail everywhere else. Margot Robbie literally failed in every single movie she was the lead in until Barbie, but Hollywood did not stop forcing her lack of talent on the world, until finally she had a hit. Ezra Miller basically raped and kidnapped people and is fully insane yet still has a career.

The latest one is that ugly spic from Game of Thrones and the Last of Us. Whose only entertaining moments in show business were being berated by Lady Di. He's in every single franchise from Marvel to Star Wars and HBO despite absolutely sucking at acting.

I never understood the appeal of Craig. And we now know, he was a closeted homo the whole time.

He's meant to appeal to fags. Even women didn't like his version of Bond. An obese coke head like Tony Soprano gives off extreme masculinity yet he is out of breath getting out of bed and has the vocabulary of a teenager. Meanwhile Bond is roided out of his mind with perfect accent and diction yet comes across like a total wuss and imbecile. The physique and fancy suits can't really hide that the guy gives off feminine energy.

At the end of the day a strong, rich, and young fag......is still a fag. There is no appeal for men and women to watch that. And that is basically the leading man of current Hollywood. A roided out young faggot acting macho but coming across like a queer. Sodomites are the new 'alpha male'. That might as well be the slogan of Rogan's podcast or his autobiography.

People who like the new James Bond are the same people who like Breaking Bad or Better Call Saul. They want pussies in the leading man role. So they can see themselves as the leading man.

 

[Butterknife]

I liked Luther.

 

[HH Brother]

Every once in a while Hollywood gets some person that they want to push either into the stratosphere like Leonardo DiCaprio or Tom Cruise. Or they get someone whom they fail to make famous but instead never give up until the person is no longer breathing. Idris Elba, Ryan Reynolds, The Rock, Kevin Hart, Seth Rogan, and a few others. They will get a hit here and there but fail everywhere else. Margot Robbie literally failed in every single movie she was the lead in until Barbie, but Hollywood did not stop forcing her lack of talent on the world, until finally she had a hit. Ezra Miller basically raped and kidnapped people and is fully insane yet still has a career.

The latest one is that ugly spic from Game of Thrones and the Last of Us. Whose only entertaining moments in show business were being berated by Lady Di. He's in every single franchise from Marvel to Star Wars and HBO despite absolutely sucking at acting.

He's meant to appeal to fags. Even women didn't like his version of Bond. An obese coke head like Tony Soprano gives off extreme masculinity yet he is out of breath getting out of bed and has the vocabulary of a teenager. Meanwhile Bond is roided out of his mind with perfect accent and diction yet comes across like a total wuss and imbecile. The physique and fancy suits can't really hide that the guy gives off feminine energy.

At the end of the day a strong, rich, and young fag......is still a fag. There is no appeal for men and women to watch that. And that is basically the leading man of current Hollywood. A roided out young faggot acting macho but coming across like a queer. Sodomites are the new 'alpha male'. That might as well be the slogan of Rogan's podcast or his autobiography.

People who like the new James Bond are the same people who like Breaking Bad or Better Call Saul. They want pussies in the leading man role. So they can see themselves as the leading man.

His bodyhair is waxed and has way too much time to take care of himself when he's supposed to be a undercover super agent.

I'm bias towards Brosnan, but everyone that preceded him was good too. I can buy them all as the character. All of them had a sense humor about them I liked. Dripped with charisma. And weren't built like they spent four hours a day in a gym and nail salon.

Craig is a humorless pug faced bore.

This intro is still as much the shit as it was in 95'.

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

Has there been a more hyped up actor that has appeared in nothing besides dog shit for two decades but still gets treated like royalty?

 

[LoomisBuckby]

I never understood the appeal of Craig, Normal-me-ster. And we now know, he was a closeted homo the whole time.

Hasn't been a good Bond film since Goldeneye.

Craig's movies stink out loud. Only Casino Royale was good and that's because it was written before he was involved.
They got too cucked by the Bourne movies. They had to make Bond le gritty and realistic tacticool action operator when the series has absolutely never been about that. It's cool spy fantasy pseudo-capeshit for boring guys.
But they tried so hard to force Skyfall as some kind of oscar-bait "deep" bond movie despite it making zero sense for Craig's 007 and should have been when they get grey-haired Brosnan to come back to get peace with Dench's M.
Don't even get me started on the shitshows of QoS and SPECTRE.
But you see MR. BOND... IT WAS ALL TIED TOGETHER MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Fuck off.
At least in No Time to Die they got the fuck out of the Blofeld plot as soon as they could. Lol.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Craig is a humorless pug faced bore.

Hot take, I've never thought Daniel Craig was interesting and was pretty sure all my Bond friends who did were either nuts or screwing with me.

 

[Say “Cookie”]

Craig's movies stink out loud. Only Casino Royale was good and that's because it was written before he was involved.
They got too cucked by the Bourne movies. They had to make Bond le gritty and realistic tacticool action operator when the series has absolutely never been about that. It's cool spy fantasy pseudo-capeshit for boring guys.
But they tried so hard to force Skyfall as some kind of oscar-bait "deep" bond movie despite it making zero sense for Craig's 007 and should have been when they get grey-haired Brosnan to come back to get peace with Dench's M.
Don't even get me started on the shitshows of QoS and SPECTRE.
But you see MR. BOND... IT WAS ALL TIED TOGETHER MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Fuck off.
At least in No Time to Die they got the fuck out of the Blofeld plot as soon as they could. Lol.

Ian Fleming’s James Bond was gritty, Timothy Dalton’s Bond was pretty close to the source material. So was Connery’s. Roger Moore’s Bond was far removed from what the character is and that’s what the average person thinks is James Bond because people don’t like to read.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Craig's movies stink out loud. Only Casino Royale was good and that's because it was written before he was involved.

I like Spectre best, only because it has Monica Bellucci.

 

[TehSamurai]

Casino Royale is my favorite Bond movie. Didn't care for Quantum of Solace or Skyfall, and didn't see the other Craig Bond films.

 

[guest]

Ian Fleming’s James Bond was gritty, Timothy Dalton’s Bond was pretty close to the source material. So was Connery’s. Roger Moore’s Bond was far removed from what the character is and that’s what the average person thinks is James Bond because people don’t like to read.

Don't motherfuck my guy, George Lazenby. One and done in one of the best Bond movies. I also really like Timothy Dalton.

 

[Say “Cookie”]

Don't motherfuck my guy, George Lazenby. One and done in one of the best Bond movies. I also really like Timothy Dalton.

I always forget Lazenby. He was good and he should have stayed as Bond. We would have had better movies with him instead of the campy lame nonsense Moore had them shoehorn into James Bond movies.

 

[guest]

Ian Fleming’s James Bond was gritty, Timothy Dalton’s Bond was pretty close to the source material. So was Connery’s. Roger Moore’s Bond was far removed from what the character is and that’s what the average person thinks is James Bond because people don’t like to read.

No one who likes to read would enjoy Fleming's books either. They're horribly written, he admitted as much himself.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

No one who likes to read would enjoy Fleming's books either. They're horribly written, he admitted as much himself.

They’re hilariously racist.