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This asshole thinks he's an animal chiropractor

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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If there is a wild animal alive that requires a chiropractic adjustment, I can assure you it's not a fucking snake.

I'm adding this to my grift list along with shamanism. The only qualifications you need to be an animal chiropractor is to just say you are one. Poke around dog's spines and nobody will ever call you on it.
 

Stent

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Chrio is such a faggot scam. Anyone who gets grifted for that deserves it, but that guy is just molesting animals who can't refuse. Except the faggot lion who should've bitten him.

I had a friend (lies) who had all kinds of shit done. They printed out for him a human skeleton drawing and they added bits of red, green or yellow color to show where he was "out of alignment" and all kinds of other stupid shit. No xrays or scans. Just some guy fondling him.
 

Turry Precision ™®©

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Chrio is such a faggot scam. Anyone who gets grifted for that deserves it, but that guy is just molesting animals who can't refuse. Except the faggot lion who should've bitten him.

I had a friend (lies) who had all kinds of shit done. They printed out for him a human skeleton drawing and they added bits of red, green or yellow color to show where he was "out of alignment" and all kinds of other stupid shit. No xrays or scans. Just some guy fondling him.
I've known a fair amount of people who claim it helps and I don't think all of them are deluding themselves. The women definitely are but I'll give the men the benefit of the doubt that they had a sore back and having it cracked made it feel better. That's not a wildly implausible idea (works for me all the time). I don't know why you'd pay somebody to do it if you have friends or family, though.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I've known a fair amount of people who claim it helps and I don't think all of them are deluding themselves. The women definitely are but I'll give the men the benefit of the doubt that they had a sore back and having it cracked made it feel better. That's not a wildly implausible idea (works for me all the time). I don't know why you'd pay somebody to do it if you have friends or family, though.
In my experience, it like miraculously takes away the majority of your pain and you're like "Holy shit, I can't even thank you enough." And then you wake up the next morning hurting again. It's a cocktease.
 

Sean Baird

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Hicksters love animal scams lol...The ONLY animal scams n's do is pitbull breeding/selling, but hicks are so creative with theirs.


I'm here to steal your girl.

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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Poor lil meerkat. I feel like if you attempted an "adjustment" on an animal that small you'd just break it's bones.

I remember dying laughing at my buddy telling me that his mom's bird died and his step-dad tried to give the bird mouth to mouth and CPR lol. He probably exploded it's tiny ass lungs and then broke every bone in it's body doing the compressions. Fucking guy loved that bird so much that he pulverized it and desecrated it's corpse trying to save it. Fucking jewish idiot.
 
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