Think Pat conceal carries this?

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[fusciasomething]

It's probably in his ass crack with his knife

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Big deal. Some $40 hunk of metal and plastic.

It's handy for caving in wetback skulls though.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I bet he smashed a nice fucking dent in that hardwood trying to collapse it.

 

[BudDickman]

He lives adjacent to an alley and has to wonder if a blunt instrument that he finds is a murder weapon. Responding to trolls is a form of escaping that he engages in while hiding out in his shitty duplex.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

He lives adjacent to an alley and has to wonder if a blunt instrument that he finds is a murder weapon. Responding to trolls is a form of escaping that he engages in while hiding out in his shitty duplex.

Not to mention, when someone ditches a weapon in an alley it probably was used for something fucked up, and Patrick couldn't help but pick it up and swing it around while making lightsaber noises, pretending he was chopping the stlaker's heads off. Nice fingerprints, stupid.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

>...hope it's not a murder weapon.

Then why take possession of it?

 

[fricklefrackle]

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

State Baton Laws - Weapon Laws for Dummies

weaponlaws.wikidot.com

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

Thanks, Just reported that he has illegal weapons to crimestoppers. oopsie doodles

 

[fricklefrackle]

But there was blood after Niki was forced at gunpoint to pound his ass with it.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Thanks, Just reported that he has illegal weapons to crimestoppers. oopsie doodles

Its not illegal to own but if he had it in his jacket or something then it would be a problem but hey, you are just a concerned citizen.