Things Patrick has never shared a single picture of on Twitter, Instagram etc.

[HotDogJoe]

• His mother
• His father (you'd think he'd love to show him off riding bulls, fixing windmills, working as an electrician etc)
• Him training in any of the martial arts he claims to be skilled in
• Him with his daughter at any point in her life

I wonder why this is

 

[kingship75]

His dad’s belt-buckles and other PBR Association trinkets.

 

[guest]

Humility, intelligence, likability, caring, being in shape

 

[Meownaw]

I thought his mother was Ian McKellen in that one thanksgiving photo with the penny eater but I think his mother is the fat lesbian haired dyke in the dinosaur model photo.

 

[stealthygeek]

Anything resembling a bulge where his penis should be.

 

[guest]

Him with a hot woman since he's such an otsg.

 

[guest]

otsg.

why do I know what this means?
I've tried taking a break from patposting™, but the withdrawals are worse than any drug on this grain-of-rice sized planet

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Anything resembling a bulge where his penis should be.

His groin is flatter than a Ken dolls

 

[Udders]

Death threats

 

[SFWA liaison]

• him at the range outside of that one wonderfest convention for an event
• him at his parents property in which he grew up and where he also claims he shoots guns
• the terrarium for his reptiles, it's probably a dirty mess and too small
• at a running event
• at car events

he's a big fat phony

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

His doctorates in clinical psychology, international affairs and policy, cyber security/governance/risk, theoretical physics, macromolecular chemistry, mathematical science, philosophy, civil /electrical/environmental/mathematical engineering all from bovine university.

 

[guest]

A line of people waiting to get their books signed by him

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

His BMI under 35.

 

[Will Tate]

"His" "daughter."

 

[Harry's Manly Calvester]

why do I know what this means?
I've tried taking a break from patposting™, but the withdrawals are worse than any drug on this grain-of-rice sized planet

Old Testament sex god is Pat lore. he was referring to the dude who god blackout drunk and fucked his daughters

 

[JebJoh]

Patrick S. Tomlinson​

Website: www.patrickstomlinson.com
Facebook: patrickstomlinsonauthor
Patrick S Tomlinson is the son of an ex-hippie psychologist and an ex-cowboy electrician. He lives in Milwaukee, Wisconsin with a menagerie of houseplants in varying levels of health, a Ford Mustang, and a Triumph motorcycle bought specifically to embarrass and infuriate Harley riders. When not writing sci-fi and fantasy novels and short stories, Patrick is busy developing his other passion for performing stand-up comedy.

He shared this though.

 

[VizioDash]

Humility, intelligence, likability, caring, being in shape

Wrong, child. Circle is a shape.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Pat has no emotional attachment to his parents, which is why he speaks of them only as caricatures. They are props for his grand tale of the Legend of Patrick S. Tomlinson, hard drinkin son of a bronco buster and modern day warrior poet

 

[guest]

Pat has no emotional attachment to his parents, which is why he speaks of them only as caricatures. He just uses them as props for his grand tale of the Legend of Patrick S. Tomlinson, hard drinkin son of a bronco buster and modern day warrior poet

Even people who hate their parents go see then on Thanksgiving and/or Christmas.

Pat goes to hooligans

 

[guest]

I don't know why this is a big deal. Pat's a pretty private guy who doesn't immediately share every tedious bit of minutiae from his miserable life.