Things Patrick could have done with $83,736.99

[Imager]

• Hired a personal trainer
• Filed legal paperwork to be a part of his daughter's life
• Down payment for a property better than the half hovel
• Purchased 4+ BTC when it was less than $20k (worth $261k as of this posting)
• Had plastic surgery to reduce his bitch tits

 

[Treat Yourself]

Don't forget he spent $100k of SFWA's member fees too. $180k could have bought him some nice things if he wasn't such a stupid fat LOSER.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

Self published every shitty book he ever dreamt of.
Put a car port over his rustang.
Take his pepperoni business legitimate.

 

[guest]

49,257,052.94 cu ft of nigger farts as of close of business last Monday.

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[SensibleKeks]

The SFWA spent $100,000 on a lawsuit over supposed fake book reviews that were already all deleted on Goodreads before the lawsuit even got in front of a judge. All to support an author who sells less than 200 books a year.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pat has many publishers according to him - but has to write on spec and nobody is picking up his work

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Pat has many publishers according to him - but has to write on spec and nobody is picking up his work
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Pay had many publishers. Past tense.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

Pat has many publishers according to him - but has to write on spec and nobody is picking up his work
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Yes, two publishers who had a single printing of his books and stopped returning his emails after their contracts were up. Oh yeah, and he got The Ark published in german by an associated publisher that ran that shit through google translate has probably not sold a copy in years. Oh yeah, and his audiobook publishers who just repost the same audio file for $10, which is about as impressive as if hildy bragged his podcast of 5 listeners is published on a dozen platforms.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

drugs, definitely drugs.

(y'all know I'm playing a character, right? kinda)

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Pay quasi to take the site down

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

I would've laid the whole thing on Bitcoin, so what do I know?

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

He could have lived for 2 years in an Airbnb with no cleaning fees.

 

[PorqueDealer]

lets not forget at least a susan's worth of personal lawyer bills between the debtors, amortization and contempt fiascos.
None of that would be on SFWA dime.

The money spent from SWFA, Quasi(Nikki), Nikki (all other bills) far eclipses everything he has made as an author. Most likely his entire income from the start of the relationship. (if its true he wasn't still selling insurance)

He spent 6-7 years building up a new improved Patrick, Author/Writer, Twitter personality etc.
Not the skinny fat faggot you saw at the lappening, this was Pat 2.0 and he was in charge now.
Then the next 5 years completely destroying it all.

 

[guest]

His cunt MiL and the pedo group would never have lent him the money unless it was for "owning the nazis" though, so it's a moot hypothetical. If he won $100 million on the lottery tomorrow, he'd still fuck it up - most likely scenario, he'd drink himself to death in a year. He's a fat, stupid, waste of space. It's the main reason he's in the position he is. Money doesn't help people like him. Money only helps people who can make it for themselves, and who understand what it is and how to use it.

 

[guest]

lets not forget at least a susan's worth of personal lawyer bills between the debtors, amortization and contempt fiascos.
None of that would be on SFWA dime.

The money spent from SWFA, Quasi(Nikki), Nikki (all other bills) far eclipses everything he has made as an author. Most likely his entire income from the start of the relationship. (if its true he wasn't still selling insurance)

He spent 6-7 years building up a new improved Patrick, Author/Writer, Twitter personality etc.
Not the skinny fat faggot you saw at the lappening, this was Pat 2.0 and he was in charge now.
Then the next 5 years completely destroying it all.

His whole goal was to make adrienne regret leaving him. Oopsie doodles.

 

[MonsterSteve]

I mean he could have had literally his dream car which is a GT500 Cobra in a recent model 2018+ with every upgrade available. He really is one dumb motherfucker.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

I mean he could have had literally his dream car which is a GT500 Cobra in a recent model 2018+ with every upgrade available. He really is one dumb motherfucker.

But still no garage