Things Nana Won’t Find Under Her Tree

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

 

[LiberalPussy]

His gun.
His father’s love/validation

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Another lucrative contract.

 

[Lucky Buddha Beer]

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Revolting. A woman with fully developed breasts and not underweight? How could he EVER close his eyes and pretend she's a 13 year old?

 

[Gronez_Bambatta]

A woman who's vagina isn't shaped like Rubik Cube.

 

[UnPRePared]

Respect.

 

[VibratingAnalEgg]

Things he won't find:

- Fans
- His dignity
- Compound Media and its employees
- A new liver
- Dani Brand's juicy new body
- The ability to talk to Tom Skerritt


Things he might find:

- A dead nigger (himself).
- Vomit-soaked regrets
- Lots of tears
- A manly butterfaced woman named Missy, with a hand in Anthony's wallet
- A bisexual biker named Joe, with a hand in Anthony's wallet and several hundred slips of paper saying "IOU"
- The corpse of Jon Benet Ramsey.

 

[Vito Carlucci]

He won’t not find that Mexican man who’s finally gonna get what he was looking for

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

 

[Treat Yourself]

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Why did Missy kill Beavis just to get that new cat? All bengals look and act the same.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Gifts from friends.
Gifts he didn't pay for.
New clothes.
Gifts that will successfully draw his attention away from tweeting for more than three minutes.

 

[BUBBLER]

Heterosexuality

 

[lowend73]

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Poor cat.. Any animal should not be subject to that house of horrors

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

DIGNITY

 

[Leeeavings]

Solace

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

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No outlet's for your tree creating a tripping hazard fa lala la la

 

[Rick Roblinson]

A vibrating egg.

Because it's already up his ass.

 

[captainjapan]

Nice extension cord stupid

 

[Chapel]

Why did Missy kill Beavis just to get that new cat? All bengals look and act the same.

Beavis started pushing back when Nana was taking the temperature with his special thermometer