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[guest]

Just in the last 2 days - enjoyed quality time with my daughter, made money, been a father to sons, not used Twitter, had an attractive wife who isn't a lesbian etc etc but here's the main thing.

Had a nasty cold for a week. On Tuesday, I didn't eat anything. Didn't feel like it. I usually don't eat breakfast. Sometimes lunch. Always dinner. On Tuesday- nothing. Wasn't hungry. Went to bed at 8, fell asleep at 9 and woke at 7. My wife was like "you have to have something baby, I'll make you some soup." Nah, I'm alright. Slept like a baby. Had an omelette on Wednesday at 12.30.

Fat has never missed a meal - breakfast lunch or dinner (plus 2 snacks) in his whole life. All while sitting on his ass all day. Imagine Fat not eating for 24 hours? Lol. Not possible. Glutton. Greedy. Fatso.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Just in the last 2 days - enjoyed quality time with my daughter, made money, been a father to sons, not used Twitter, had an attractive wife who isn't a lesbian etc etc but here's the main thing.

Had a nasty cold for a week. On Tuesday, I didn't eat anything. Didn't feel like it. I usually don't eat breakfast. Sometimes lunch. Always dinner. On Tuesday- nothing. Wasn't hungry. Went to bed at 8, fell asleep at 9 and woke at 7. My wife was like "you have to have something baby, I'll make you some soup." Nah, I'm alright. Slept like a baby. Had an omelette on Wednesday at 12.30.

Fat has never missed a meal - breakfast lunch or dinner (plus 2 snacks) in his whole life. All while sitting on his ass all day. Imagine Fat not eating for 24 hours? Lol. Not possible. Glutton. Greedy. Fatso.

whatever dude, you've probably never even had hooligans meatloaf

 

[guest]

whatever dude, you've probably never even had hooligans meatloaf

You're right. That ground meat nectar must be way better than being legally able to spend time with your children.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

You're right. That ground meat nectar must be way better than being legally able to spend time with your children.

it'll make ya tweet

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I feel like you’re grossly underestimating the daily snack numbers.

 

[guest]

I feel like you’re grossly underestimating the daily snack numbers.

He's mostly going for sweet shit, right? Donuts and candy bars over doritos etc? Or both?

 

[MonsterSteve]

I've eaten real homemade meatloaf this week. Me 1, FatRick 0.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

He's mostly going for sweet shit, right? Donuts and candy bars over doritos etc? Or both?

Hmm, he posts pictures of a lot of salty, fried shit so I imagine a snack for Rick is six tacos and half a case of trash beer. Although, after seeing him eat that ice cream as if he was lovingly sucking a cock, I’m sure he likes to mix things up between deep fried and sugar filled. Why limit yourself?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I've eaten real homemade meatloaf this week. Me 1, FatRick 0.

oh little honey nut cheerio baby child, meatloaf is only official meatloaf if it comes from hooligans. You don't just get to claim things about food, child. Only I can

 

[guest]

Hmm, he posts pictures of a lot of salty, fried shit so I imagine a snack for Rick is six tacos and half a case of trash beer. Although, after seeing him eat that ice cream as if he was lovingly sucking a cock, I’m sure he likes to mix things up between deep fried and sugar filled. Why limit yourself?

Yeah, he's a secret sweetie sissy. Faggot probably has a depot of Reese's Cups stored in his bedside table

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Yes, but how many times have you said "no child" in the past 48 hours?

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

Yeah, he's a secret sweetie sissy. Faggot probably has a depot of Reese's Cups stored in his bedside table

He sleeps on the couch like a visiting cousin

 

[potatopeeler63]

Hmm, he posts pictures of a lot of salty, fried shit so I imagine a snack for Rick is six tacos and half a case of trash beer. Although, after seeing him eat that ice cream as if he was lovingly sucking a cock, I’m sure he likes to mix things up between deep fried and sugar filled. Why limit yourself?

Can you imagine a weekend cruise getaway with fatrick, erock, and roland? One would surely have a stroke as they would eat enough to feed a small african province

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Can you imagine a weekend cruise getaway with fatrick, erock, and roland? One would surely have a stroke as they would eat enough to feed a small african province

The three of them eating together must sound like a bunch of feral hogs going wild.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

The three of them eating together must sound like a bunch of feral hogs going wild.

sound like, look like, actually is etc

 

[TorqueWheeler]

sound like, look like, actually is etc

The smell would be worse though.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

The smell would be worse though.

like if feces had diarrhea

 

[guest]

I paid the entire balance on 3 credit cards, as i do every month

 

[guest]

Just in the last 2 days - enjoyed quality time with my daughter, made money, been a father to sons, not used Twitter, had an attractive wife who isn't a lesbian etc etc but here's the main thing.

Had a nasty cold for a week. On Tuesday, I didn't eat anything. Didn't feel like it. I usually don't eat breakfast. Sometimes lunch. Always dinner. On Tuesday- nothing. Wasn't hungry. Went to bed at 8, fell asleep at 9 and woke at 7. My wife was like "you have to have something baby, I'll make you some soup." Nah, I'm alright. Slept like a baby. Had an omelette on Wednesday at 12.30.

Fat has never missed a meal - breakfast lunch or dinner (plus 2 snacks) in his whole life. All while sitting on his ass all day. Imagine Fat not eating for 24 hours? Lol. Not possible. Glutton. Greedy. Fatso.

I wish someone called me baby.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I paid the entire balance on 3 credit cards, as i do every month

You have three ongoing lawsuits against you for cyberstalking? Jesus Christ dude.