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They’re going to try and make bird flu a thing, aren’t they?

NoBacon

Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
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Yeah, you are.

Microsoft patent 060606.

Implanted chip to buy shit.

Revelation 13:16-17 KJV And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads: 17 And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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Turry

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Yeah, you are.

Microsoft patent 060606.

Implanted chip to buy shit.

Revelation 13:16-17 KJV And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads: 17 And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.
Who is "he", stupit? He's giving out the mark before even taking control? Is that the order laid out in Revelation?
 
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