They winded up marrying one guy

[Jenna]

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[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I guess those double blow jobs must be PFG

 

[Brooke Shields]

Technically, statistically speaking, this guy is weirder than a necrophile

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

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Fuck outta here, the cumtown forum has a different 2 headed monster that's only dating 1 girl

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Of course he's got a star wars shirt. Can the monster have kids?

 

[Jenna]

I guess those double blow jobs must be PFG

Yeah put you gotta put up with double the bullshit for only one pussy

 

[HH Brother]

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

You think he tells them to kiss? I would.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Yeah put you gotta put up with double the bullshit for only one pussy

What would you even need 2 pussies for if you only have one dick? What are you going to do, finger the other one? You’d have to twist your body like a pretzel to eat it while you fuck their other hole. If it were me I’d be hoping more for a Total Recall type situation.. two heads, at least three tits.

Lotta fawkin problems with this hydra-headed mutant sniff

 

[Turk February]

Polygamous scoundrel. Lock him up.

 

[Dennyislife]

I was just reading yesterday about two conjoined twins where one is dating the other is asexual and they share a reproductive system although they can't have kids and are on something to block them having periods. They had a photo of the couple with the joined twin subtly cut off the edge that really made me laugh. Apparently the one he dates sometimes goes to sleep so he just talks to the other one.


Truly a weird world we live on

 

[Monk]

I don't think I could resist giving them a Three Stooges-style double slap whenever they get out of line.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

You think he tells them to kiss? I would.

I mean why not, what's a sin with this abomination after all

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I don't think I could resist giving them a Three Stooges-style double slap whenever they get out of line.

Gotta clunk their heads too

 

[Meownaw]

Jesus they aged like dogshit even by women standards.

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

They both kinda look like Carol

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Imagine listening to two women bitching at you...

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Apparently the one he dates sometimes goes to sleep so he just talks to the other one.

Can you imagine finding yourself in that situation? I’d be sitting there afterwards on the drive home thinking “wtf did I just experience? Better post it to the forums…”

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

They both kinda look like Carol

 

[guest]

Nice cell division interruption stupits