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THEY GOT HIM!
- Thread starter Gronez_Bambatta
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Spend $2 a month for a VPN, stupid.
WHY DOESNT THIS BOAT WITH 5000 PEOPLE ON IT NOT HAVE EXCEPTIONAL INTERNET SERVICE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN?
fucking retard
fucking retard
I think that when he's trying to log into these sites from abroad the sites are flagging his activity as suspicious, sort of like how when you use a VPN on some sights it'll trigger 2-FA to ensure it's you because you're logging in from a new place. 16, dick, internet, but I'm pretty sure that's what he means. What's hilarious about this is that if some crafty gook in Malaysia got ahold of Joe's info and cleaned his ass out Joe would be mooing up a storm about why nobody protected him from this shit.
Another reasonable scenario is that Joe has all his stupid boomer passwords pre-saved into his phone and remembers none of them and for whatever reason the auto-fill shit doesn't work on his phone anymore. He's then forced to run through the 1,204 variations of what I can only assume is his one password for everything, Layla(her birthday)
I really have no idea what the fuck he is talking about. It doesn't sound like 2FA, and I can't imagine a scenario where a site makes you change your password because you're logging in from a new (unsecured) location. How is he even changing his password if he can't log in? All of these different independent sites scrambled their database for JUST HIS passwords, because he's on boat? What the fuck? This truly sounds like user error.
Joe is so intelligent and tech savvy.
I guess his common law “wife” is too stupid or untrustworthy to pay a few bills while he’s away?
I NEED TO LIVE LIFE!!!
I have a feeling he’s gonna get a real big “fuck it” attitude at the end and will do something very stupid on the boat.
I have a feeling he’s gonna get a real big “fuck it” attitude at the end and will do something very stupid on the boat.
Yeah why doesn’t he just give all his info to her and ask her to manage it based on what he wants doing?
Guys a full blown retard.
There’s also this new thing called “auto pay” that you can set up and it pays your bills each month automatically. Or automagically as I like to say.
CTL ALT DEL. The one thing the TECH GEEKS don’t want you to know.
she's a squirter not a computer expert.
He’s counting down the days and now this happens. Joseph is letting us now this season of Moo Over the Seas was a one off. He’ll be busking in parking lots and Moose Lodges until he keels over at 90
This is actually bugging me trying to figure out what the hell he's talking about. It's like the world's most retarded riddle. I had a second thought that he was talking about the ship's wifi passwords expiring, but he first mentions that their wifi is unsecured. And obviously he has no issues logging on to Facebook.
Honoria
I guess his IP address keeps changing because the wifi isn't secure? Maybe that gets flagged. But Facebook will jump on you the second they think something's up and he hasn't had issues with that.
Also why is he logging into these sites every few days? You really only need to do insurance/banking/utilities every month, they'll e-mail you if there's an issue. It would be funny if he was triggering it by constantly logging in.
Yeah that’s what happens when you’re trying to log into a proper American website from Estonia. They’re actually protecting him and predictably, he’s too stupid to get it.
Everyone digging deep into what the core issue might be is appreciated but I think the answer is just a lot more simple