"They don't like the site because we have rules and we abide by them."

[Professor Rape]

No, the reason I don't like the site is because every time I go there expecting to laugh (my fault), shit like this is the first thing I see:

 

[The Talking Dead]

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No, the reason I don't like the site is because every time I go there expecting to laugh (my fault), shit like this is the first thing I see:

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They really some of unfunniest people to be found anywhere on the internet. Even redditors with their recycled jokes and memes are funnier than this.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

I feel like I got mandela effected into thinking kiwi farms were the most ruthless trolls on the internet. I'm sure it wasnt always this gay. They just got ruined by the amount of exposure.

 

[PogromStallone]

We don't like them because they're some of the unfunniest pussies you can find online. All they do is laugh at what we've created and then try to take credit for it.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Toyota Tacoma 1997 is a pedophile and/or pedophile protector.

 

[The Talking Dead]

Toyota Tacoma 1997 is a pedophile and/or pedophile protector.

I've read this in too many places for it not to be true at this point. Sick.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

It's not like there are multiple pictures of him shirtless to show he doesn't have pierced nips. It really is just retards and NEETS over there, eh?

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

You know what makes a thread funnier? Haikus.

We really beat them at their own game. They didn't let us in as refugees, they didn't understand why Pat was a lolcow... and now look at them. They're hosting the biggest thread on Pat in history and Null and his donors are paying for it.

Eat shit.

 

[guest]

It's very theater kid dork humor and it's NAHT FUNNY.

 

[CuntFucker .]

I don't like that site because they are verbose. There's a stupid arrogance in verbosity. Instead of reading pages of this dogshit, I might better read a classic novel. And their humor is lacking, as OP pointed out. It always feels forced: "stlaker child..." Fuck youse.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I feel like I got mandela effected into thinking kiwi farms were the most ruthless trolls on the internet. I'm sure it wasnt always this gay. They just got ruined by the amount of exposure.

The pierced nipples comment is easily the most interesting thing I’ve seen come out of Kiwifarms in like 2 years.

I hate that fucking site. I read it for a few months then never went back. Null is gay and thinks he should be respected as a free speech incel dork version of John McAfee but is too poor and boring to care about.

John McAfee - I was married 3 times, possibly fathered 50 children and I was suicided for being a methed out tech psycho”

Gay Josh Null Moon - “I want to start a family and I’ll never get the respect I deserve waaahhhh”

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

I don't like that site because they are verbose. There's a stupid arrogance in verbosity. Instead of reading pages of this dogshit, I might better read a classic novel. And their humor is lacking, as OP pointed out. It always feels forced: "stlaker child..." Fuck youse.

Wow @Sue Lightning you gonna take that?

Their rules are stupid and gay just like their admin. Nice baby face befitting your last name, stupid.

 

[Turk February]

Kiwifarms only purpose is for Null to have blackmail on people like Null so that he would never have his feelings hurt online like he did by Encyclopedia Dramatica again.

 

[DMbA]

mandela

You do know thats a nigger right?

 

[Udders]

Hot take: Fluhre and lindsayfan are both monumental faggots.

 

[NoBacon]

1997 Toyota Tacoma uses kiwifarms as some sort of international terrorism staging ground.

He’s most likely on every intelligence agencies top 10 most wanted lists in the developed world.

He is solely to blame for every illegal act committed towards Patrick Tomlinson.

 

[Turk February]

Wait, is he saying that we have... NO RULES!?

 

[The Midnight Rider]

Here's an idea: let's report null and his grandparents to the IRS. I have reason to believe they have been helping him launder money in the US using cryptocurrency.

Everyone here should submit a Suspicious Activity Report by MSB (SAR-MSB) form available at www.msb.gov or by calling the IRS Forms Distribution Center: 1-800-829-3676.

Full Name: Joshua Conner Moon

DOB: 12/19/1992 December 19, 1992

Current Addresses:
4406 Southminster Cir Niceville, FL 32578 - CONFIRMED - Grandparents and mother live here

3750 Don Janeal Rd. Pensacola, FL 32526 - Registered in his moms arrest, his voting records, and as lolcow LLC

 

[WifeStoreWill]

They routinely estimate that something like 50% of Rick content comes from them somehow. SWATTing and paint can throwing was not funny.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

I dunno that guy with the ratty old fingerless gloves that rode his bike to Rick’s place was pretty cool.