They don’t get to set the narrative

[Toothless Enthusiast]

 

[BoomerSperg]

"How psychotic do you have to be to use someone' else's tagine as an avatar?" - Pat

 

[The Talking Dead]

I don't get winded shoveling 3 inches of snow, staIker.

How does he just keep adding to his collection of ridiculous sentences like this?

 

[Rick Roblinson]

No, stlaker. I am not "Jenny from the block", nor have I ever been. This is one of your many delusions. Enjoy prison.

 

[Honey Badger]

We are not hornets

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

No stlaker, I didn't drink ten million beers. No stlaker, I dont drink upside-down like a bat.

 

[Turk February]

Nope, Pat's life over the last 5 years has been exactly as he wants it to be. He writes the narrative.

 

[HeyItsVos]

We are not hornets

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Common metaphor lost on the professional author.

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

I'm not posting it again but the sentence 'I am not HIV positive, child.' will always smash my ribs into smithereens.

 

[The Talking Dead]

I'm not posting it again but the sentence 'I am not HIV positive, child.' will always smash my ribs into smithereens.

Probably the best of all his ludicrous sentences. This man was put on the earth to be bullied.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I'm not posting it again but the sentence 'I am not HIV positive, child.' will always smash my ribs into smithereens.

Always a classic

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

How can you even mentally prepare yourself to read shit like "You are not my toilet, Robert"? Not only does this 43 year old fool have what amounts to a serious, break room style post-it note argument with a guy claiming to be his toilet, but in the same moment, takes the time to invalidate that very claim. What makes it funnier is the high probability that whoever is arguing with him is probably doing it while he takes a shit on the clock.

Pat fucking rules. He's a big, fat, unsympathetic dope who's easy to fuck with. So long as he has access to the internet, he will continue to publicly humiliate himself in hilarious ways.

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

How can you even mentally prepare yourself to read shit like "You are not my toilet, Robert"? Not only does this 43 year old fool have what amounts to a serious, break room style post-it note argument with a guy claiming to be his toilet, but in the same moment, takes the time to invalidate that very claim. What makes it funnier is the high probability that whoever is arguing with him is probably doing it while he takes a shit on the clock.

Pat fucking rules. He's a big, fat, unsympathetic dope who's easy to fuck with. So long as he has access to the internet, he will continue to publicly humiliate himself in hilarious ways.

He’s the most interesting and hilarious person to ever exist but for all the wrong reasons.

 

[guest]

I'm not posting it again but the sentence 'I am not HIV positive, child.' will always smash my ribs into smithereens.

Responding to u/FATRICK_HAS_HIV no less

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Probably the best of all his ludicrous sentences. This man was put on the earth to be bullied.

My favorite is I do not fart in my wife's vagina

 

[guest]

God love em

 

[Brooke Shields]

God love em

I do not have [shift hold] AIDS, child

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

What was that psychologist broad O&A would have on? We need her to analyze the Pigman.

 

[DanFielding]

Didn’t he once tell someone that his urine is clear because he properly hydrates?