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Pat got a bit upset over this, not sure why.
Pat got a bit upset over this, not sure why.
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These are his delusions.
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His delusions are only matched in size by his weight.
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Tens of Thousands of books for a guy with 55K twitter followers is pretty fucking pathetic
Also, this is over 13 years
Also, this is over 13 years
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6000~ total physical books. RE: bookscan end of 2022.
20% margin for error as per booksscan faq
7200
Add in 1000 or so for libraries (unlisted by bookscan sales)
say 8500 rounded up
Add in audible and non amazon ebook sales =?
We have one set of audible sales data somewhere suffice to say it wasnt making up the other 14k of sales.
Hand selling = tens of thousands, stlaker
There you go lads, he showed us.
20% margin for error as per booksscan faq
7200
Add in 1000 or so for libraries (unlisted by bookscan sales)
say 8500 rounded up
Add in audible and non amazon ebook sales =?
We have one set of audible sales data somewhere suffice to say it wasnt making up the other 14k of sales.
Hand selling = tens of thousands, stlaker
There you go lads, he showed us.
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I like how he unironically says that his spurging isn't why he's famous. He actually believes he's a famous author.
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He's a famous stand up comedian, child.
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'While you will have never created anything.'
Excuse me?
We made you famous Patrick. Now go home and paint your plastic dinosaur.
Excuse me?
We made you famous Patrick. Now go home and paint your plastic dinosaur.
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Serious question. Does bookscan include the books SFWA force upon librarys in mass? If so are they counted as sales?
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He actually thinks he's famous lmao. "Infamous" is more like it, Pat. And yes, it's for being a retard on the internet.
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"No one knows or care who you are or ever will."
"When you are identified and arrested, people will celebrate..."
"When you are identified and arrested, people will celebrate..."
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I know it's a waste if time to break down his lies, but if he were truly selling "tens of thousands of books", Tor wouldn't have asked him to stop The Breach trilogy and give them something new (which turned out to be In The Black). Or they would have asked him to continue the In The Black trilogy. Or they would have extended his book deal and had him write anything. Or other publishers would have seen his sales numbers and scooped him up.
Instead, next month marks the third anniversary of the last book he published. Meaning he hasn't had an active book deal in three years. If he were selling 10,000+ books, publishers wouldn't let him die on the vine like this.
Instead, next month marks the third anniversary of the last book he published. Meaning he hasn't had an active book deal in three years. If he were selling 10,000+ books, publishers wouldn't let him die on the vine like this.
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And add to that, he's working on a book that NOBODY wants to read, in Christmas Carnage. I'm sure Publishers love books that only sell during the Holidays. Great Book, stupid.
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It won't even sell during Christmas, he wouldn't know, because he's a reddit atheist, but Christmas is about peace and love. Maybe just maybe some interest during Halloween but very doubtful
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famous author Patrick Tomlinson who gave a talk to an audience of 6 during GenCon
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To be fair those are record numbers for Gencon
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Through google search trends, we can see that his most "famous" moment was the shitty abortion tweet:
But that doesn't show scale since it only compares the percent against himself. Here's his search number's compared with East Side Dave (in red):
Against @Sue Lightning :
And finally, against The Destroyer himself, Opie:
What a sad existence, Pat.
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Nice try but most people know him as Fatass.
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Really problematic that he refers to the mostly POC prison population as caged animals. Do better, Pat!